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Oleander: "*Panicked* What have I done?! Everyone will know that I let him slide through Basic Braining! I'll have to move to a new town, start a new Basic Braining Class, get a new name-No! NOT AGAIN! I'VE GOT TO END THIS THING BEFORE IT BEGINS!"
Raz: "Hello. Coach Oleander. What do you think of my Classy new car?"
Oleander: "Hello. Razputin...*Turns his head to Raz* RAZPUTIN?! AHHHHHH!!!! You're NOT driving?!"
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Drive Happy. I love this scene so much.
Loboto: "*Giggles* Just let me check the quality my dear."
Oleander: "*Grabs Loboto's claw and squeezes it hard* LET GO OF MY GRUB BUB!!! *He tosses Loboto to the side and proceeds to see "the dessert".*
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks. Scene request by @bukobean
*Raz walks fred and helps him cross the road. Oleander watches in awe- with the most cursed face and starts to look creepy.*
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Raz: "*Angrily and gets spitballs off* HI?!!! *Breathes heavily and angrily and Oleander is standing there angry covered in the wads of paper*"
Oleander: "Perhaps, this would be a good time for recess..."
Based on Spongebob Season 3 Episode New Student Starfish.
Oleander: "I will not be humiliated any longer!!! *He looks at the note angrily*"
Raz: "*From a thought bubble holding the note* Don't forget to read the note!"
Oleander: "*Growling* YOU!!! *He grabs the note angrily and tears it* IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!! I GOT STUCK IN THIS MESS!!"
Raz: "And mostly importantly *Walks over to Oleander and squeezes him tightly* Coach Oleander saved my life and Now I will stay by your side forever *Laughs and hugs Oleander tightly*"
Oleander: "Oh no! NONONONONONO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"
*The trio (Oleander, Raz, and Benny) crash through a costume store. Oleander has a Bunny version of Jason, Benny is a chef, and Raz is a monkey. They scream*
Based on Spongebob Season 6 Episode Boating Buddies.
Likes and retweets are appreciated (I don't hate this episode lol)
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Raz: "Ah...That's a nice touch...What a soothing projection screen...*There are footsteps and Raz looks around with his pupils*"
Oleander: "*Yelling* That is NOT A PROJECTION SCREEN!!!!!! *As The National Plane Museum is moving, Oleander runs panicked and jumps on to Raz' lap*"
Oleander: "This here is the lady scallion-"
Raz: "Named after the general's strict diet of scallions, of which the crew complained and its odours strongly resembled... *The other campers take pictures and as Raz continues to talk Oleander gets is mad, he growls*"
*The other demolition derby racers surround Raz. He looks scared and doesn't know what to do.*
Raz: "Coach Oleander, what should I-"
Oleander: "Why are you still ALIVE?!!!"
Raz: "Put it in drive? Thanks Coach Oleander, you're the best! :)"
*Lili storms off angrily and Oleander and Loboto sit at the table laughing/giggling. Oleander and Loboto pick up their glasses and do "Cheers" and look at each other cutely. They drink. (There is a cropping error with Krabs, so I did it with Loboto)*
Raz: "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
*Dogen walks to Oleander in the tank angrily and enters it*
Oleander: "Good morning."
Dogen: "*Looks ready to pack a punch* You're not the judge of me!!!"
Oleander: "*Blows whistle hard, pants heavily, and clears his throat* While Donny Jr is a student here, he will need no special attention. He will be treated just like the rest of us. No exceptions! Now Donny report to the obstacle course, where I will asses your abilities."
Oleander: "I've got to get rid of those rotten hiccups, before I pop! *Hiccup* *Hiccups*"
Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Hiccup Plague.
This had me dying of laughter no offence.
*Raz accidentally sends Oleander's Spare tire for his jeep into the air and cannot get it back*
Raz: "Uh huh! *He has an idea*"
Oleander: "*Snoring and Sleeping in his jeep* Ahhh!!! *His jeep is ready to go*"
Raz: "Ok Coach Oleander, You're good to go! *He gives him thumbs up*"
Oleander: "*Eats the apple in one bite* Let's get this over with...Takes a big deep breath/inhale and exhales big* What's the first thing you do? *Makes a bad dodging pose*"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.