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Xiangling is trans! I know because they told me so.
@Camadthelad what if i told you this was poly hair...
@PunBun1 @ChonkyLotus Hi!
I was told I was ramune flavored.
Please confirm?
genuinely feel like tearing my hair out rn ive told myself to finish work for two days in a row now but then. DANTE
I just told my mom I’m a @scumbagswtf and she washed my mouth out with soap
@Italiobas Sweetie Belle: That’s fantastic, Unikitty!
Scootaloo: Told you that you had nothing to worry about!
Fluttershy: What didn’t Unikitty have to worry about? *they might as well tell her*
i was told it was her bday yesterday so consider this a late gift, also its not finished and idk when it will be #HatsuneMiku #HatsuneMiku15thAnniversary #FANART #digitalart #sketch #ArtistOnTwitter
Almost forgot to post this but hey I told you I would be posting 👁 a commission for the lovely @Cocoloves_ !! :D
#Wizard101
🚫AlienBuster, META GIRLS’ Episode 3🚫
I'm Meta Girl #99. In a club I frequent, I found a man who keeps flirting at me. He had a sexy body, but the body odor was distinctive... Yes, the alien, CryptoPunky. I told him to go out and I evaporated him.
Mission complete.
#TBT 2014: I remember before going to my homestay in #Japan, my scholarship office told us to be very polite when eating home cooked food by our host family. We must say “oishii” and not say anything negative. Luckily my okaasan was a good cook *whew*. #japanese #evacomics
#Smaugust2022 20: Fruit Salad
What an odd parting gift from the locals. They seemed eager to hand it over. They told us to only unwrap it once the island disappears beyond the horizon. Imagine our surprise to find a disembodied statue head. My gaze always wanders to its eyes.
mission in sumeru XIII:
- or not...teppei 2.0 no....
- You can see how much effort you are putting into it...
-Man, you should have told him before...oh...
#GenshinImpact #原神 #Nahida
i dont play leag of legend but i got told about the darkin lore and its demon possed weapon and its verry cool so i did this 2 part drawing wher spirit get is own weapon 😎
I told my friend that I gonna go play frisbee: “what I mean” vs “ what he thinks”…
anyways., someone once told me that this picture of houndy collapsing onto a soft surface after telling a real good story (cause thats what they do, they tell good stories,)
and they called it cringe, so i hid it away... but not anymore!
behold, ""cringe""
(w/ bonus boops)
This is like the time @VincentKnotley told me Bretonnians were still on the store. Why you gotta come for me like that 😆 https://t.co/Y8DVzXRgZ9
CavalryCat recounts their near death experience, where in a coma, they went to heaven and met Harambe who told them not to trust Fin, because they were being transphobic. They are now blocked and won't ever talk again.