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Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember to realize you suck

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2020-05-15

Wisdom: If you find yourself eating a sandwich always remember block of cheese

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2020-05-15

I foresee this year containing 793 papayas because of a hole in my neighbor's roof

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2020-05-15

I foresee this decade containing too many views on Youtube because of cha cha dancers

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2020-05-15

Wisdom: If you find yourself with an empty fridge always remember no one loves you Dave

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2020-05-15

I foresee this week containing 793 ASSHOLES because of GLOBAL WARMING

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2020-05-15

Wisdom: If you find yourself peeing alone always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away

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2020-05-15

Wisdom: If you find yourself peeing alone always remember block of cheese

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2020-05-14

Wisdom: If you find yourself feeling good about life always remember no one loves you Dave

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2020-05-14

Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember to give up and go home

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2020-05-14

I foresee this year containing ZERO frog haircuts because of the algorithm that writes these tweets

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2020-05-14

Wisdom: If you find yourself 'INSERT EMOTION HERE' always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person.

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2020-05-14

Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person.

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2020-05-14

I foresee this season containing eleven empty paper bags because of The Last Jedi being a SHIT movie

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2020-05-13

Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember reading gay motivational posts online won't make you a better person.

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2020-05-13

I foresee this month containing 44 sad clowns because of your mom's appetite

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2020-05-13

I foresee this season containing shitloads of FATTY-TATTY JELLY-BELLY BITCH-TITS because of crispy muffins

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2020-05-12

I foresee this season containing 793 bat testicles because of reasons...

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2020-05-12

I foresee this season containing 13 underwear models because of sandals

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2020-05-12

I foresee this year containing 1088 empty paper bags because of you

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2020-05-11