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Dazai: so glad u survived!
Chuuya: ....yew whatever...
#BungouStrayDogs #Chuuya #ChuuyaNakahara #Chuuya #Dazai #Dazaiosamu #bungostraydogs #文豪ストレイドッグス #中原中也 #dazai #osamu #shinsengumi
atsushi: *shivers* it's quite chilly today..
dazai & chuuya: *fights each other to drape their jackets over atsushi's shoulders*
imagine atsushi accidentally showing his butt and dazai takes a photo and sends it to chuuya.
dazai: yo, check our kitten's bum ☺
chuuya: ajwhqkwhi
chuuya: i'm finally getting shin transplant surgery so that i can be tall enough to kiss you on the cheek, omg i'm so nervous!
dazai: it’s gonna be okay babe, don’t worry
[after surgery]
chuuya, waking up: wait, where’s dazai?
doctor: who do you think gave you the shins?
Dazai: Eeeeh? Running late, are we? I thought Slug normally rode his bike to school~?
Chuuya: SCREW OFF YOU DAMN MACKEREL
Dazai: Chuuya! I just learned of the American holiday custom of ugly sweaters! Come walk around the mall with me!
Chuuya: ................
+ opportunistic ch3 [https://t.co/B4FhLSashG]
+ this chapter:
dazai: invites fem!chuu(ya) to a "casual" lunch out
chuuya: in shambles, because dazai shows up like this:
chuuya: what are you doing shitty dazai?
dazai: chuuya~ chibi, will you marry me?
crop top chuuya: revealed
me: give us a lil stretch
#中原中也生誕祭2019 #bsd #bungosd