Me at Costco: "Extra Fancy Mixed Nuts"
My Brain:

0 1

Every single Costco in Washington State is apparently out of Mexican coca cola

I have to go to fucking Canada to get soda

0 4

I want to go to Costco again with the girls🥺❤️またコストコいきたーい✨

7 85

Costco-sized jar of girl_dmayo

1 3

just sweating in my new big fuzzy coat from costco its 90 degrees who's going to stop me?? 😤

5 127

Been holding these two since December.

Bought at .24 & .18
Held from sub .1
Up to 6 ETH
And still holding…

6 ETH floor was a little Costco sample of what’s to come 🤌

5 26

I didn't expect my tweet for Costco trash bags to surge w/o a hashtag, but I have enough commissions to buy them now. Thank you all! ((We have 5 cats, 2 are feral kittens we're fostering after the mom passed, that's why bulk trash bags were needed))

0 3

today was really nice!! i went to costco for the first time today (in my wheelchair!!) and found this boba tea mochi.. it’s really good !!
🎨 shuhornarts on ig!

1 2

Imagine going toe to toe with the God of Mars

on sale for 5.99 in Costco rotisserie section

0 1

(Actually wrote the first segment in grad school & produced the first illo when I was WWOOFing in Amherst, but I wrote MOST of it just after starting at Costco.)

Winter of 2018-2019 kicked my ass, but not before I produced some of my favorite story blog illustrations ever.

0 0

I love monoliths. And these happen to be exceptional imho. The jpeg hoarder in me wants to collect them all, but I'll pause for now. Tho, if more pop up later, no promises.

Costco Monolith, Ebay Monolith, Facebook Monolith, Google Monolith,
By:

1 7

. about to get pegged by his eldritch space wife behind the costco while simply trying to wish a happy birthday

2 10

in the new HE game “I Feel like a Hog from this Costco sized Dog”

20 375

いつも休憩中にCOSTCOで買ってきたお徳用ブラックサンダーをくれる同僚よすまん🙏わたしはブラックサンダーが好きではないんだ😭昔、チョコと思って食べてちゃうやんけ!って思ってからカントリーマアム同様チョコもどき?(わたしはそう思ってます💦)は食べないです😂そんなわたしはきのこの山派🍄

0 8

about to start walking around in costco looking like this weirdo

9 121

pros:
-empath
-lvl 99 househusband
-dms mid valorant
-401k/health insurance
-parents will love you more than me
-costco member
-niche internet micro celebrity
cons:
-uses 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
-polish
-will make you touch grass
-astigmatism
-doesn’t eat breakfast
-5’9”

0 1