# mario nintendo

nintendo: you cant remember your account? just enter your birth date ir your nickname!
me, who cant remember either of these things because i know for a fact i lied on both:

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2020-10-17

phil, looking at his colon: wow this would make a good mario course

Nintendo: 👁👄👁

3 10
2020-10-09

Japón tuvo contenido exclusivo para 3DS.

Club Nintendo: Nikki no Tabisuru Quiz (Nikki's Travel Quiz), un trivial de 5000 preguntas sobre Japón y sus prefecturas. Te recompensaba con souvenirs virtuales de cada territorio.

¡Hasta hubo un tema para el menú Home de la consola!

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2020-10-04

Nintendo: We are going to add an Ubisoft character to Smash!

Fans: OH MY GOD

N: It's a platform mascot who first appeared on Nintendo systems with the N64...

F: FUCKK YEAHH

N: He's limbless!

F: WE'VE WAITED SO LONG

N:

2 50
2020-10-02

Nintendo: Babe! It’s 4pm, time to work on the next Smash Bros
Sakurai: yes honey

0 0
2020-10-02

Nintendo meeting:

Sakurai: Steve from Minecraft? That's impossible.

Nintendo: Yeah so?

Sakurai:

510 3547
2020-10-02

Someone: do you prefer boobs or butts?

Nintendo:

0 1
2020-09-15

Everybody asking for those games to get on the switch:
Nintendo: Okay
Everybody: WHY DIDN'T YOU REMAKE THEM!

0 2
2020-09-08

"nintendo e o super mario galaxy 2 por que não colocaram???"

a nintendo:

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2020-09-03

Nintendo: Sakurai, we want you to make a new game.
Sakurai: Okay, but it has to be for an existing Nintendo IP that starts with "Ki"
Nintendo:

1 2
2020-08-17

One of my favorite details of the 3 consoles.
Xbox: big graphics, more content
Ps: balanced pretty graphics and fun gameplay
Nintendo: all the gameplay at first.

Which i like to think is represented in their chest size lmao

0 3
2020-08-10

So now we have three flavors of pre-rendered (or pre-rendered-esque) Mario on the Super Nintendo: An early version from Super Mario World (Nintendo EAD), Donkey Kong Country 2 (Rare) and Super Mario RPG (Square).

It looks like a window into one man's struggle with yo-yo dieting. https://t.co/Ta1qIFvU4b

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2020-08-10

SVA vs. Nintendo：キラとゼルダが完成しました！

https://t.co/zPSR2MqfoEでチェックしてください

アート：

36 161
2020-07-26

SVA vs. Nintendo: Kira & Zelda is complete!

come check it out at https://t.co/Sc4fjRgkSn

art by

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2020-07-26

No one:

Not even Nintendo:

Me: Mario with a shotgun

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2020-07-22

Nintendo: We're a family friendly company!
Nintendo:

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2020-07-13

*Sees “franchise new”, hoping for a new F-ZeRo, Earthbound, or Star Fox title.*

Nintendo: Hey, it’s a third-party title.
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Me: https://t.co/M5VcHS0lYk

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2020-07-09

Nintendo: makes a wholesome game with little animal friends

me: Bob and Punchy are stoner bros and you can't change my mind

just a silly doodle I liked

1 4
2020-06-15

Nintendo fans: "Hey Nintendo? Can we find out who's coming to Smash? Or maybe more about Paper Mario? Or like... literally anything NEW coming from you guys that we haven't known about since last year?"

Nintendo:

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2020-06-11