# octhetober

Nintendo:
Let's add Hello Kitty to the game, but make them the ugliest villager you're ever seen

0 1
2020-12-18

Nintendo: Aight here's Sephiroth
Everyone: EW ANOTHER SWORD FIGHTER
Also Everyone:

2 10
2020-12-11

It's that smash betting time.
Name 2 Nintendo reps and 2 3rd parties
Nintendo:
1: Paper Mario
2: Rex
3rd party:
1: Phoenix wright ( I know he might not be but let me dream XD)
2: Ryu Hayabusa

0 28
2020-12-10

Nintendo: *finally goes out due to making stupid decisions*

Non porn Video games for the rest of enternity:

0 2
2020-12-10

"Ridley wouldn't work well in a small and cute form, he'd look weird."

Nintendo:

11 69
2020-12-05

Me: "No having crushes on video game characters for me, I'm better than-"

Nintendo:

0 6
2020-11-26

Day 19 - Nintendo: One of my favorite obscure Nintendo series is Battle Clash/Metal Combat. They're SNES games you play with the Super Scope and fight mechs with pilots called Standing Tanks. This one is Minos piloted by Dusty.

4 25
2020-10-20

nintendo: you cant remember your account? just enter your birth date ir your nickname!
me, who cant remember either of these things because i know for a fact i lied on both:

0 0
2020-10-17

phil, looking at his colon: wow this would make a good mario course

Nintendo: 👁👄👁

3 10
2020-10-09

Japón tuvo contenido exclusivo para 3DS.

Club Nintendo: Nikki no Tabisuru Quiz (Nikki's Travel Quiz), un trivial de 5000 preguntas sobre Japón y sus prefecturas. Te recompensaba con souvenirs virtuales de cada territorio.

¡Hasta hubo un tema para el menú Home de la consola!

0 3
2020-10-04

Nintendo: We are going to add an Ubisoft character to Smash!

Fans: OH MY GOD

N: It's a platform mascot who first appeared on Nintendo systems with the N64...

F: FUCKK YEAHH

N: He's limbless!

F: WE'VE WAITED SO LONG

N:

2 50
2020-10-02

Nintendo: Babe! It’s 4pm, time to work on the next Smash Bros
Sakurai: yes honey

0 0
2020-10-02

Nintendo meeting:

Sakurai: Steve from Minecraft? That's impossible.

Nintendo: Yeah so?

Sakurai:

510 3547
2020-10-02

nintendo: hey can i copy your homework
sega: yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious you copied
nintendo: ok

1 7
2020-09-25

Someone: do you prefer boobs or butts?

Nintendo:

0 1
2020-09-15

Everybody asking for those games to get on the switch:
Nintendo: Okay
Everybody: WHY DIDN'T YOU REMAKE THEM!

0 2
2020-09-08

"nintendo e o super mario galaxy 2 por que não colocaram???"

a nintendo:

13 48
2020-09-03

Nintendo: Sakurai, we want you to make a new game.
Sakurai: Okay, but it has to be for an existing Nintendo IP that starts with "Ki"
Nintendo:

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2020-08-17