ra-ra, rasputin. lover of the russian queen. there was a cat that really was gone https://t.co/VPhYWAkj5f

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Was there a lot of TED LASSO in my Top Nine this year? Darn tootin’ Vladimir Putin.

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Let me speak the story of Piotr "Peter" Nikolayevich Rasputin.

The Legacy Virus ravaged the Mutants, with friends, enemies, and family succumbing to it. Among the first victims, was Piotr’s little sister Illyana. His Snowflake. Beast came up with a cure, but with a catch https://t.co/WzarXTX27N

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Boris Johnson's 2nd job is as a fridge inspector for Vladimir Putin.
To be fair... he's really putting the time in.

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today i offer you this little razputin... tomorrow? who knows

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The two recent international awards (Nobel Peace Prize and EU Sakharov Human Rights Prize) awarded to Russian citizens are slaps to the face of President Putin.

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Oleander: "*Caryying a dirty Raz to the little box to step him on* And here's the last one *He puts his hand on Raz* Now just give a nice smile to the camera, Razputin."
Raz: "Wait! Can I go back to my cabin and change first?"
Based on Spongebob Season 5 Episode Picture Day.

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On my way to f*ck Sinclair, Brandon, George and Rasputin...🔥#alanrickman

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Raz: "Hello. Coach Oleander. What do you think of my Classy new car?"
Oleander: "Hello. Razputin...*Turns his head to Raz* RAZPUTIN?! AHHHHHH!!!! You're NOT driving?!"
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Drive Happy. I love this scene so much because it funny and he funny.

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Oleander: "*Painting outside, in the meadow, relaxed* Ahhhhh...I feel so serene now that I'm away from that homicidal maniac, Razputin." Based on Spongebob Season 4 Episode Mrs. Puff You're Fired.
Scene request for :)

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One of my favourite recent projects - a bust of my friend’s tragic witch character, Katyushka and her raven, Rasputin.

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Oleander: "And in conclusion, Red means and Green Means go *Raz is taking notes, while the others campers sleep* And Razputin..."
Raz: "Yes, Coach Oleander."
Oleander: "I'd like to see you after class...SIX MONTHS FROM NOW!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor.

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Oleander: "Ok, Razputin...What's the first thing you do?"
Raz: "1924?"
Oleander: "No, first thing is to start the tank *He starts the tank*"
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School. Front facing Oleander cursed lol
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Raz: "I'm sorry for letting you down, Coach Oleander..."
Oleander: "It's ok...Razputin...you didn't mean it...ok boys take me away *Oleander grunts as the paramedics snuggle to put him in the ambulance (Because he didn't fully go back to normal size.*"

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A cognitively impaired Biden arrives at for a showdown with Putin.

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Oleander: *Serves the chilli and Raz' nose pops out* Ahhhhh..."
Raz: "*The rest of his face comes out of the chilli and he talks in a creepy voice* Coach Oleander... *Oleander looks creeped out* It's me Razputin..."
Oleander: "When are these horrific hallucinations going to end?"

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Raz: "Hello. Coach Oleander. What do you think of my Classy new car?"
Oleander: "Hello. Razputin...*Turns his head to Raz* RAZPUTIN?! AHHHHHH!!!! You're NOT driving?!"
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Drive Happy. I love this scene so much.

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Raz: "So, Did I pass this time, Coach Oleander?"
Oleander: "No, Razputin...You Failed."
Raz: "I failed. *Sadly*"
Ford: "It is not you that failed, Razputin, It's Coach Oleander that's failed you! You are relieved of your teaching duties!"

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