Peter: Hey Lois, this is like that time I played Gex.

*Cutaway to Gex*

Gex: this is like playing a game of Gex at Peter's house

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Flash: Don't tell me a jellyfish like you got into a fight! Did a baby beat you up!
Peter: Put 'em up, Thompson!
Flash, running the other way: NEVER

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“Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time”Main Cast

Peter:Hiro Shimono
Lisa:Hibiku Yamamura
Mimi:Ayana Taketatsu
Tim:Kentaro Asami
Rubelia:Yui Ninomiya
Vegan:Akari Uehara
Pigrit:Sayaka Senbongi

https://t.co/IGcFhtsxjf

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flash: wow spider-man is so cool
peter: idk he might be evil you never know how things could turn out :/

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(Cutaway to the beastar highschool)
Peter: School drama, but from a Deer Guy

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-Peter: "Muahahaha"

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*tries to flirt with the Johnny using dumb insults*
*looms*
*panics in gay*

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Peter: You're a teenage hero too?!
Kat: And you're SpiderMan?!

COOL!!!!!!!!!!

Tony: KIDS! HELP!!!!

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Peter:✨✨✨✨✨✨

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Family Guy intro ends
DING DONG
Brian: I wonder who that could.
Peter opens the door
Deoxys: Hey, Peter!
Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Deoxys!
Deoxys: Hehehe, yep, I’m back. After all, there's no place like HOENN!
Everyone laughs

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Peter: “why’d you buy a child’s backpack.”

Me:

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Trumpeter: Sd.Kfz.7/3 Feuerleitpanzer https://t.co/E8xlgHK1Zp

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Peter:我的戀人世界第一可愛!! ❤️

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MCU fandom: *has peter saying genz vine slang*

comic peter:

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peter: WELL MARK ME DOWN AS SCARED AND HORNEY

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peter: do i hav my wallet

peter: *slaps his ass so hard all of mars can hear it*

peter: yeah

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dum day kids drawing where peter exposes brian
peter: my bro says i can't marry u cos ur already engaged to him- is it tru????????
jae: oh? n-not that i know of?
brian: shUTtT ur not allowed to hang out with us anymore

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tony: and uhh one mcnugget happy meal for the baby
peter: I’M NOT THE BABY

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