wwx: Lan Zhan, I want to do a thing (no context)
lwj: I'm with you (complete trust)

Next scene, WEDDING OUTFITS IN FRONT OF EVERY CLAN

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wwx: i heard you calling him (a-die/dad). i don’t care, i wanna be higher than a gege and a-die!
ayuan: but… but ayuan… don’t wanna call you a-niang (mother). it’s weird.
wwx: who asked you to call me a-niang? what’s higher than a gege and a-die is an a-ye (grandpa)!

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ayuan: you’re xian-gege. no-money gege
wwx: 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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wwx: i don’t care, i need a title higher than gege and dad!
a yuan: b-but…a yuan… doesn’t want to call you mom it’s weird 😭

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wwx: you’re leaving? let me send you off.
ayuan: gege is not staying here to eat dinner with us?

and lwj pats ayuan’s little head 😭😭😭😭

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day 3 - body swap

WWX: "Not the outcome I expected, BUT I managed to make someone swap their bodies!!? Am I awesome or am I awesome?!"

"LXC": "Wei Wuxian. Run."

WWX: 😨

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"JC": "I'm going to have so much fun with this~"
LWJ: "Brother...NO!"
"JC": 😇

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[GO] x NanManShe Standee & Pendant

✨ Wangxian Multilayer Standee
✨ The cutest Acrylic Omamori Pendant ever...

On the back of the omamori it says...
WWX: Good prospects for the future.
LWJ: Smooth sailing.

🛒: https://t.co/N6JhN4aHT4
ℹ️: https://t.co/UfO9jtYRxO

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WWX: Necesito a alguien que se quede conmigo aunque todo se esté yendo a la mierda

LWJ: ...Hmm

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WWX: 😤 JC! i present to you!!! GUSU LAN’S JADE TOKEN! just for you! no need to thank me
JC:
JC, clears throat, mumbling: i already have one
WWX:
WWX: https://t.co/b67xqTsqea

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WWX: what’s the significance of the Lan Sect’s forehead ribbon?

LWJ: want to find out?

Just wanted to draw a thirsty Hanguang Jun. That is all.

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JC: it's going to be fun, Wuxian said. It's going to be so fucking fun.
LWJ: Mmn.
NHS: I think is really going fun!
WWX: *screams* https://t.co/OVdUHxq1No

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WWX: Let's see who gets to the lotus pier first!

JC: Wei WuXian you are no match for me, I will win!

WWX: We'll see that!

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wwx: *lays down in a suggestive way* whoops my robe just slipped down a little now

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WWX: He’s a bit confused, but he got the spirit 👌


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lwj: why not use your sword?
wwx: forgot to bring.

😔😔😔

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wwx: damn, look at that, the ex, the best friend and the winner! that's a whole harem!

them:

wwx: and he doesn't even notice it ahahahahaha

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cql ip weibo update with a comic on mid autumn festival, part 1 [https://t.co/syLeExUHJp]

english translation.

wwx: the sweet-scented osmanthus wine is good today. mid autumn festival is approaching. lan zhan, do you miss your family?
lwj: i do.

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Lo que sería un au donde hay una costumbre en la secta Lan de que si un niño huerfano te acepta como padre la persona debe de cumplir con su nuevo rol.

WWX: Le agradas a A- Yuan
LWJ: Mn. No los decepcionaré.
WWX: ????
LWJ: Le diré a mi hermano de nuestro compromiso
WWX: QUÉ

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wwx: a-yuan, come here.
a-yuan: *don’t want to* *clings onto lwj*
wwx: 😮‍💨 when you have milk you’re a mother. when you have money you’re a father 😮‍💨 outrageous 😮‍💨

lwj 1 - 0 wwx

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lwj: why didn’t you buy it for him?
wwx: asking is asking, buying is buying. why does it mean that asking means buying?
lwj: …
a-yuan: 😔

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