Feeding tubes, probably the best way to get as many calories down your throat as quick as possible. It's no wonder why they're a fatass staple, and also why one's crammed in my maw as I speak (type, my mouth's too full to literally speak...)!

Wonderful YCH piece from !

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if you're still looking for cosplay ideas, and you'd like to try something obscure...prepare for Calorie Queen! Big red bell bottoms that you would utterly rock! Plus the costume shows off your astonishing figure!
https://t.co/3U0rWy0SHE

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Artery-clogging lipids and bad cholesterol will never know what hit 'em! Calorie Queen hit 'em! That's who!

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Hey he's gotta burn all those calories from all that eating somehow...

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I just received a contribution towards CITYSPORTS Tapis roulant Elettrico Motore 440W, Altoparlanti integrati Bluetooth, velocità Regolabile, Schermo LCD e contacalorie, Ultra from don_croissant via Throne Gifts. Thank you! https://t.co/QSyf7CJnSz

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A little something cute for calorie fans and sugar stans because everything is garbage

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Forgot how good strawberries are these shits are amazing AND they’re like practically zero calories so you can fill up on them AND they got fiber so you poop good

The most top tier fruit

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A little something for calorie fans and sugar stans

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J'ai jamais autant souffert dans une seance de sport, actuellement j'ai les bras en compote et je suis toute transpirante 💀
Mais j'ai réussi à doubler mes calories perdu au cardio en passant de 200 à 400 Kcal en 1 H

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GUYS look at the pile of calories and sugar!! I want to tattoo them on someone

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comm for ! Never expected sheep to be so calorie dense. Or make you so sweaty...

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Nene x Calories Blah Blah Cover

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I love reading the "Eat This, Not That" books and you'll never eat out again, with the fat and sodium count at these and so many other restaurants 🤣 Hmm, 780 calorie slice of cheesecake at Cheesecake Factory.

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Psssst, wanna hand me that other case of cookies? I need to build up my calories for a big shapeshifting experiment tomorrow <3

Wonderfully plump artwork by

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Check snack's calories.

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The single biggest thing that has helped me lose weight recently has been to deeply internalise the message that fat stored on your body is unused calories. Why eat all these extra calories if I have an abundance stored around my waist?

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Whole Cream, absolutely 100% full of calories.

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One mooncake contains about 800 calories so...

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