🎃2nd Halloween Event Smally Chibi!!!🎃
Customer: SueMao on DA!


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me: sorry we dont carry that here
customer: actually i bought it at a different location so ur wrong
me:

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Customer: Do cats drink water?
Me:......Yesss?
Customer: I wasn't sure...?
Me:............................?

Anyways how are ya'll?

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random customer: omg papa louie i love your new restaurant!
papa louie:

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Customer: I want a computer between $500 - $1000.

Me: okay. *Shows a $700 computer*

Customer: That's too expensive.

Me: ...

Customer: show me your apple computers.

Me:

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Customer: is your frozen lemonade any good?

Me: I think it's pretty good yeah!

Customer: I don't believe you

Me:

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When they say only one per customer:

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Me: the system denied your password because it's too easy to guess
Customer:

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No one:
Not a soul:
Customer: My friends sent me a post saying that the government created the CORONAVIRUS in 2006 and want to eradicate us like the Jews in WW2 and want to pretend to save us the way Trump is like Hitler. I was in the military, I would know
Me, a historian:

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✨Vograce customer satisfaction survey✨
Dear Customer:
Thank you very much for your trust and support for VOGRACE! Your valuable opinions will allow us to continuously improve and improve!
https://t.co/DrdRzta6lx

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I'm drawing commissions in Simpsons style and sometimes I just don't get why customers are asking for Simpsons style in the first place.
Customer: "Can you add chin? Also add eye's iris? And make the entire portrait normal just with yellow skin."

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Q&A
1. How tall are they?
-Tae and Kook both 20cm height but Kook will be a little bit taller😉

2. What's included in gifts?
-All customer: sticker+BC
-Customer buy 2 dolls: sticker+ BC+3 unique stickers
-Pre-order: cheaper
(Nor-order price~sample are shown: Tae $33, Kook $31)

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Me, making smalltalk bs: Cold snap today isn't it
Boomer Customer: Ah, it's January so get over it!
Me:

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*struggling to scan item*
Customer: haha, it must be free then
Me:

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Customer: *gets ready to hand me $6*

Me: The total is $5.08.

Customer: Oh, I think I have 8 cents.

Customer: *reaches into his pocket, pulls out a handful of grapes and coins mixed together, proceeds to sift through the grapes to get 8 cents*

Me:

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Me: *drawing in my sketchbook to pass the time at work.*

Customer: oh wow that's nice! Could I have a look?

Me: *knowing that in the middle of the sketchbook is some highly detailed furry penis*

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Customer: “I need someone tall... you’re not very tall...”
Me:

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