✨ This cat approaches you at a party. ✨

You have three seconds to prepare before she bites your kneecaps.

What do you do to defend yourself?

Art: @/Crydiaa

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…look, if this place’s gonna kneecap my ability to promote myself, dammit I’m gonna do what I can.

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me explaining to whoever I’m seeing at the time how Sega of America kneecapped the Saturn in the US before it even had a chance

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Feeling well enough to come for your kneecaps! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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"The Blacksheep Kidd"

He will punch your kneecaps very hard

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I want to rip out my kneecap and tendons with my teeth it's been almost a month I want to run again

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this fish is coming for ur fukn kneecaps what u gonna do about it
🎨: Melonminty_ !!!!!~ I LOVE HER SHE'S SO TALENTED

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Don’t catcall the panda girl if you value your kneecaps.

Also don’t imply Bao could only take out your kneecaps that is also a dire mistake

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I am going to find you, take out your kneecaps, eat my delicious baked beans in red sauce out of them and then fuck your mom all in the same day

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If you asked Zanna to dress up as a sexy janitor she'd say she already is and offer to sweep you off your feet about it

And then sexily clock you in the kneecaps with her broom.

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Happy birthday 💕 ily cutie 🥰

If you guys don’t say happy birthday and shower her with love, I’m coming for your kneecaps 😌💕

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Good morning is cute

A very purple person, is also a fish or a piece of bread sometimes. Will fight you if you ask. Hater of kneecaps. The spooky vibes are immaculate. Makes the best cursed little models I’ve laid my eyes on!

Art and model: @/Simple_Moose_

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I wish the people who complained about that a happy no kneecaps day

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The last thing you see before I demolish your kneecaps

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Inktober 2022 Day 3 : Bat
Ace bouta smoke you if you don't get out of her way , she will indeed break your kneecaps

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⚕️🐺 We Coming For Them Kneecaps💋🌸

You read that right! & I are teaming up for a fun filled collab! Come vibe & say hi💙

⬇️#livenow⬇️
https://t.co/KLML7OEJFq🦴🎾🐶

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Heyo! Name is Wolven or Wolvy
Pros: Good at ready stories, good cook, smol elf, floofy tail, foodie, good listener
Cons: Foodie XD, may be a librarian but bad spelling, smol elf so I will go for kneecaps, gremlin hours all most all the time hehehe

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Chaos potatoes are quite frightening then your kneecaps are exposed. Drew my friends that's always up to no good.

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