You have an itemized tax business write off for a 85 gallon barrel of... lube. Care to explain?

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. 『盗んだルルブで走り出す』
(I'm going to drive off in a stolen lube.)

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In the year 2070, civilization has stalled. Government, media, and corporations are united in service to a dark power. But one man has just the right oil to lube the gears of justice and get the world flying once again! https://t.co/fIM0bzsJD8

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After you get the vat of lube 🤣

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Bao wielding the Moby Huge while having a box of lube.

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Title-Exsanguination
Pair-OiTen, m/f
Rating-E
Tags-vampire, blood kink, transfem Satori, blood as lube, fwb oiten.

https://t.co/RwkZocrVQJ

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Mavis from a while back. Blobby doubles as her cock sleeve and lube.

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A loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, a stick of butter
A loaf of milk, a gallon of butter, a stick of bread
a loaf of Mommy's milk, a gallon of lube, a stick of pleasure
(after a few more loops)
a slutty cow, wet and dripping, with a vibrating wand

https://t.co/4B6a5tedmu

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Maldito lienzo se pixelio muy feo, no puedo dibujar de esta forma >:c

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I saw tweet out this Betty White quote

Pure gold:

"If men could get pregnant, abortions would be available at Jiffy Lube." -- Betty White

My Betty drawing:

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please come home please come home plase lube ome please chome please google chrome please coom dome

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Uruu seiren from fairy ranmaru.

A drawing based on scraped commission.
I decide to use for practice coloring lube or creampie.

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oh and

🍆 version
(lube and prayers to whoever is spending the night with them 👀)

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So, on discord yesterday in my favorite Hades server a friend made a joke about Ares using chainsaw oil as lube and well... this happened. XD

Yes, I'm working on finishing it into real smut, but the pun was too damn good to pass up!

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Ochella got some new cock lube. She's been enjoying it a lot!

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