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The Funky Kong Guide to Romance

1. When you see your best friend, tell them to hit on their significant other for you. Make sure it's in the context of a crude metaphor.
2. Raise your shades and smirk at the audience, because, baby, there are no more steps.

Works every time.

11 56
2019-05-01

I call this one "Self Care", a little picture for of her fursona, Aria, in her happier form taking care of her sad-form.
It's a metaphor... or a metafur!

Anyway, took me a while but I'm pleased with how this came out ^w^

2 8
2019-03-25

It's just metaphor.
..Love is war..

1 5
2019-02-24

"A bridge is a meeting place.
A possibility, a metaphor."
Jeanette Winterson

14 33
2018-12-20

Not sure if silly or a metaphor.

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2018-07-27

Can't find that one, but here's another one I've been using lately. Same message, different metaphor.

0 0
2017-11-16

Gay witches cuz I can. Repurposing/revamping old characters to make gay witches. Cuz honestly "Witches are misunderstood" is a gay metaphor.

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2017-10-30



The "selfish" gene is a bad metaphor. Pseudoscience is made of metaphors.
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0 1
2016-05-08

Doctor Euphemism is very bright. No, that is not a metaphor.

3 3
2015-10-30

this whole show was literally a metaphor.

1 3
2015-08-19

Yeah, that's me taking the bull by the horns. It's a metaphor. But that actually happened though.

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2013-03-24

Yeah that's me taking the bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor. (That actually happened)

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2013-02-11