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This is my oc salmonella and he’s 🥺🥺

0 4
2020-01-21

fuck it! salmonella pride claudine

33 71
2019-12-20

sick for 4 months, diagnosed with multiple diseases ( severe anaemia, typhus, salmonella, chronic migranes, lyme disease etc ) absent for 3 months, needle inserted into my spine, mri, 52+ needles, fainted in the exam hall, cldnt read the questions properly but she did alright! ✌🏽 https://t.co/UZXzDk4pil

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2019-12-19

A new frog has joined the party!

Moral of the story: don't kiss frogs, you either become one or end up sick with salmonella or somethin


49 105
2019-12-09

According to a recent study in , there were 535,000 cases of non-typhoidal invasive disease in 2017. Nearly 80% of these cases occurred in sub-Saharan Africa. Read more: https://t.co/T5B79kIM2z

11 9
2019-10-05

Duellona would always cackle if the customer ordered "bone in" or say "yeah you would" if they ordered boneless. She worked there 3 days and they had to close the whole restaurant down for "health safety concerns."
Coincidentally, this is the 6th time she's gotten salmonella.

9 56
2019-09-10

¡Bendice mi taquito Virgencita, que ese perro olía bien chingón!
Y con limoncito pa que le arda a la salmonella, y con salsa pa que le pique a la cisticercosis.

¡Y veme preparando 3 campechanos Güerito color mole, con llorona y pastura!

27 145
2019-09-07

This official comic where Mario purposefully tries to elimate yoshi via salmonella

535 1488
2019-08-28

Just deployed the first alpha release of the at https://t.co/TMy0tqzTD0

It was a bit of a struggle to get and its deployment to releases working, but it was totally worth it! 🐶

2 1
2019-07-12

Totally, would have been cool to hang out! It seemed more crowded than usual, probably because of the murky week. May march in the parade next year with some friends, and UP our Costume Game as in Days of Olde... been wanting to make a Cafe Salmonella waiter costume! 🐟🐟🤓🐟🐟

0 1
2019-06-24

i can give you salmonellaaaaaaaa

0 3
2019-05-31

the devious "slick salmonella" ,,, don't try and be clever with him, he doesn't understand metaphors

1 4
2019-05-16

idk where im lookin at but post salmonella slash food poisoning selfie 2k19 chapter 2 episode 6 vol 8

0 17
2019-05-14

It's Saturtersday!

Sha la la la la la~🎵
Don't be scared~🎶
You better be prepared~🎵
Go on and kiss the Turtle~🎶

Disclaimer: Don't kiss turtles, they carry salmonella and other nasties. I know it's tempting, but you'll get sick!

Watercolor and gel pen.

63 185
2019-03-31

Drawings. One recent, and one old.
1. Naw hugging a flustered salmonella
2. Mtv version of me and specdrawl

0 12
2019-01-27

PHAGE BIOLOGISTS OF TWITTER! I am seeking characterised Salmonella phages to test against an exciting new phage-immunity system in S.Typhimurium. ICTV recognises 58 Salmonella phages but I only have 4! Does anyone have these phages and willing to ship to Boston or the UK? Pls RT!

100 63
2019-01-08