his crimes? assault theft fraud dui breaking and entering solicitation armed robbery shoplifting aggravated assault on a police officer and more!

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This Goddess was caught trying to shoplift a bubble tea from the BOBA shop.🧋

To free her from the "vault", show us your favourite part of the new https://t.co/YJ9A4adquL website, tagging us and and we'll pick one winner to take this delinquent home!

⏰48h

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New fit check😏? Shoplifters should be prosecuted....but not me...I asked baba before I stole this😈😈

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That would be Shokkō of Reapers. The worst thing he's done is shoplift cigarettes. At least as far as he knows, he doesn't remember how he died or why he was sentenced to Hell, so he could have done something much worse when he was alive.
(Art by the awesome )

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their crimes: assault, theft, fraud, DUI, breaking and entering, solicitation, armed robbery, shoplifting, aggravated assault on a police officer,

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POV: You tried to shoplift from SmileMart

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Uncle Stepa wins hands down, literally every (post-)Soviet kid read that book and it took you years to realize that the cops aren't exactly big friendly giants who reprimand kids for shoplifting and fixes traffic lights with his bare hands https://t.co/4VsRaThx0G

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Crazy Finch:

he runs a store in cuck city called "Crazy Fitches Stuff And Fishes" and he is genuinely a nice guy... until you steal an item

he has records of him murdering many shoplifters, though thanks to very good lawyers he always gets away scott free

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July is National Watermelon Month. Do you like watermelon, or not so much? (Lynn drew this art for McMaster University, but we're not sure why!) 🍉

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A young woman shoplifts a watermelon from a fruit stand by stuffing it into her shirt. The grocer notices something strange.

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This Midjourney AI thing can be really wild!

Here's some prompts I tried:
- Tuxedo cat holding a magic sword in the style of Boris Vallejo
- Elf girl petting a tabby cat
- He-man shoplifting
- Lt Cmdr Data wearing an ugly Christmas sweater

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Jubilee, the mutant mall brat, got caught shoplifting and is getting to experience the new security guard's punishing superpower. This was her 1st offense, but if she gets caught again... June sketch month contest has begun!

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Can i shows u more than 1 eitherbway heres Lace!!! my skrunklie i have no idea what gear she would have ik shes homeless and broke and shoplifts from walmart do with that info what u will

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If you snitch on shoplifters you're a war criminal

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Assault, theft, fraud, DUI, breaking an entering, solicitation, armed robbery, shoplifting, aggravated assault on a police officer and tax evasion

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💬 I can’t believe they’re letting me just walk out of here without paying for these! I feel like I’m shoplifting! ✏️ Introvert Doodles 🔖 https://t.co/OKoESrrXVn

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meet ms shoplifter haha ╮( ̄▽ ̄"")╭

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Fulgur's laugh is so contagious and I love that but I am sorry Fulgur it really reminds me of the shoplift sensor or like a bird that sings in the morning 😭😭😭 We love you for it tho fu chan❤

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Shoplifted again

I'm bored do these three/four

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