i showed new add to my friends at work
one of them asked "why are the eyes dark? what's the story of her--him?"
i replied "lack of sleep. he's a doctor"
i didn't think much of the convo until i showered-

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Me opening the door to greet the mail person who dropped off my package wearing a Taco Bell t-shirt, surfing t-rex shorts, and not having slept (or showered) in 17 hrs

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I went and showered and come back to almost 50 retweets!!! welp... 🤍

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MY BOY IS IN A SUIT AWWWWW, HE'S SHOWERED, BABY BOY

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Just showered. My Body is ready.

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Maiden came to check on you. She asked if you showered and cleaned your room yet, she also asked what you wanted from McDonald's. ('∀'●)♡

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Two showers in three hours?
Showered up to show my book around Langley.
Stepped out of the way of a nice tourist - and walked right into the trajectory of a sea gull's poop. Right on my head. And my shirt. Splat. Ick.
Deliver the book then scoot home for the second shower. Whew.

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DEATH BATTLE Showered With Coconut Cream Pies! Count Dracula VS Zyreh & Doctor Octopus

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Today we found out has a thing for insane scientists who probably haven't showered in 2 weeks.

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Krown's become quite popular as a royal scribe. He's showered in loving praise, and is encouraged to gorge on the abundant supply of sweets the nobles give. But, though he's anxious of his increasing waistline, deep down he knows better than to say no...

Art by @/devilishfood

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True story of the time I got showered with money at Cedar Point this summer. (1/2)

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slays
They of us
An where lives pay

Hidden in sight unable
To ourselves—#transform
We no fable

For it is for their wishes
If they only listened
They’d have showered under our riches

Amanda Gough

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I went and got kai and I showered to go pick up a parcel and realized the pickup location closed early.

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i'm not stinky, I swear. I showered 1 year ago!

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i have not showered

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Pip's Tough Tomboy Tootsies by firedragonpunch2nd



Art by firedragonpunch2nd on DeviantArt and commissioned by me

Here my Pip OC has decided to show you her recently showered feet, they have a nice peppermint scent due to a special body wash she uses, despite

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DEATH BATTLE Showered With Coconut Cream Pies! Rin Kaenbyou VS The Alternate

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