A little later than 9 o'clock, but okay.
The testicles are large, but the baby is not small. I think he can handle it. :³

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Did y’all know that the word orchid derive from the Greek word ‘orchis’ which means ✨ testicles ✨😌

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Chesticles = Testicles, but on the chest

My dad and I came up with that. He went into a laughing fit for like an entire 5 minutes. No one else found it as funny as we did. Guess that's reality for ya

Its back to the drawing board for me

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For various reasons, most of the genitals are penises and testicles. Medieval European artists just loved to draw those!

(Lyon, Bibliothèque municipale, MS 5128, f. 100)

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A theory about nasty cyclists is that loose pants allow for one or more testicles to be squeezed between a and the saddle.
Has been known to happen to cowboys too.

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It's a ... beaver!
Isidore of Seville (Etym. 12, 2:21): The beaver (castor) is so named from being castrated. They are hunted for their testicles (for medicine); when a hunter comes near they bite off their testicles to save themselves.

Bibl. Palat., Cod. Pal. germ. 311, f. 79r

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And in placentals, the testicles went to the back with the vas deferens looping around the ureter:

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In marsupials the testicles moved in front of the penis:

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Artist: My specialty is painting testicles
Patron: Ok, but I would like an allegory of the Sun and the Moon
Artist:

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It is a description of the characters printed on the swimsuit.
Left chest → "Sousei University(双成大学)"
Testicles → "water polo(水球)"
Back of the penis → "victory(勝利)"

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I wonder if this was a dig at the "open secret?" How ironic is it that Ken Griffey Jr presents Major League Baseball, a game starring the best player NOT on steroids of an era, is filled with players so roided out of their minds that their testicles are the size of ball bearings?

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I'd drag my nuts across shards of broken glass just so I can have the opportunity to breathe the same air she does. She can step on my testicles with her heels and i'd enjoy it. I would lick her body from top to bottom making sure I get to every nook and cranny. https://t.co/dYRgZUGyYE

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Jodorowsky’s ‘Holy Mountain’ is 47 years old today and it looks pretty good on it. Here’s a linocut print I made a few years ago inspired by it. All together now “Your sacrifice completes my sanctuary of one thousand testicles”. 🙌🏼

https://t.co/Rt6M8c9pqq

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Imagine having so much testosterone one of your testicles swells up to the consistency of a rock.

What a life am I right?

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How it Testicles. How it Testicles.

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Sazae Oni are Yokai turban snails who can shapeshift. One story tells of a Sazae Oni who bit off the testicles of pirates and demanded that in exchange for their balls they give her all their treasures which they complied. Art

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But what about "the worst" Pokemon with weird growths? Like Castform who is a small grey ball with massive testicles. Or perhaps Ambipom the evolution no one asked for, and get excited kids, this one has 6 swollen penises for fingers.

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In Norse mythology as part of the reparations owed to Skadi for the death of her father the Aesir had a contest to see if they could make her laugh. At last, Loki tied one end of a rope to a goat and the other around his testicles and began a game of tug of war

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