Chesticles = Testicles, but on the chest

My dad and I came up with that. He went into a laughing fit for like an entire 5 minutes. No one else found it as funny as we did. Guess that's reality for ya

Its back to the drawing board for me

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For various reasons, most of the genitals are penises and testicles. Medieval European artists just loved to draw those!

(Lyon, Bibliothèque municipale, MS 5128, f. 100)

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A theory about nasty cyclists is that loose pants allow for one or more testicles to be squeezed between a and the saddle.
Has been known to happen to cowboys too.

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It's a ... beaver!
Isidore of Seville (Etym. 12, 2:21): The beaver (castor) is so named from being castrated. They are hunted for their testicles (for medicine); when a hunter comes near they bite off their testicles to save themselves.

Bibl. Palat., Cod. Pal. germ. 311, f. 79r

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Artist: My specialty is painting testicles
Patron: Ok, but I would like an allegory of the Sun and the Moon
Artist:

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It is a description of the characters printed on the swimsuit.
Left chest → "Sousei University(双成大学)"
Testicles → "water polo(水球)"
Back of the penis → "victory(勝利)"

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I wonder if this was a dig at the "open secret?" How ironic is it that Ken Griffey Jr presents Major League Baseball, a game starring the best player NOT on steroids of an era, is filled with players so roided out of their minds that their testicles are the size of ball bearings?

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I'd drag my nuts across shards of broken glass just so I can have the opportunity to breathe the same air she does. She can step on my testicles with her heels and i'd enjoy it. I would lick her body from top to bottom making sure I get to every nook and cranny. https://t.co/dYRgZUGyYE

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Jodorowsky’s ‘Holy Mountain’ is 47 years old today and it looks pretty good on it. Here’s a linocut print I made a few years ago inspired by it. All together now “Your sacrifice completes my sanctuary of one thousand testicles”. 🙌🏼

https://t.co/Rt6M8c9pqq

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Imagine having so much testosterone one of your testicles swells up to the consistency of a rock.

What a life am I right?

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How it Testicles. How it Testicles.

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Sazae Oni are Yokai turban snails who can shapeshift. One story tells of a Sazae Oni who bit off the testicles of pirates and demanded that in exchange for their balls they give her all their treasures which they complied. Art

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But what about "the worst" Pokemon with weird growths? Like Castform who is a small grey ball with massive testicles. Or perhaps Ambipom the evolution no one asked for, and get excited kids, this one has 6 swollen penises for fingers.

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In Norse mythology as part of the reparations owed to Skadi for the death of her father the Aesir had a contest to see if they could make her laugh. At last, Loki tied one end of a rope to a goat and the other around his testicles and began a game of tug of war

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If I hear a "anime is cuter and more generic now so therefore pedophilia" take one more time I'm going to kick someone in the testicles.

Literally the same cutesy style changes are happening in the West.

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TUESDAYS in August, I will be doing (teeheeeheee it looks like testicles) a BRAND NEW original musical each week on zoom, written and performed by ME. The first one will be on 4th August at 7.30pm https://t.co/CdYmUPxmV7 👇

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CW: CV
For those who didn't know, Buck has had 's Vaymori goddess of time, Kiirah within his testicles that he has been trying to melt down since he tricked her to clamor inside. Every day he wakes and checks to see if shes still alive inside with a morning rub~

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There's Roksana. She likes to pick on easily flustered people, is driven by her obsessive need to protect her baby brother & friends, constantly has a lollipop is her mouth, has a bad tendency to rupture a guy's testicles for calling her a bitch, & isn't afraid to throw fists.

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