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Day 1009: In which a treason-curious dust mummy lawyer butt dials a reporter because that’s what you do when you have all the cunning of a “Home Alone” burglar. ’#trumpcrimefamily

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2019-10-26

That treason-adjacent face you make when you’ve run out of cousins to marry or civil war cemeteries to use for teeth.

17 42
2019-09-29

Day 859: When you’re such a fragile shitbird even the dead rattle you like a grocery bag filled with stolen jewelry.

40 82
2019-05-31

Most sincerest apologies to de bc tiny hands down, Kenny Powers would get my vote over Daddy Nobucks every time.

13 36
2019-05-09

Kudos to the Speaker for calling out criminal crony Barr’s lying to protect Donny the Hutt.

27 55
2019-05-03

Day 817: The last time this doddering lie merchant got so worked up over a pile of papers was after reading the first draft of Ivanka’s book and finding out he wasn’t the love interest.

32 83
2019-04-20

Day 772: In which everyone’s least favorite Civil War daguerreotype bends himself into a Nunes Pretzel because spines are libtard cuckhoax.

18 48
2019-03-05

Someone in Hanoi will be all 👀👀👀 on this today . . .

15 26
2019-02-27

Day 761: In which a Rogering Stone gathers no pity.

29 93
2019-02-22

Day 718: Meanwhile, as this asshat asset treats 800K+ federal workers and their families like the contractors who did surprise pro bono work for him...#magaisformorons

42 60
2019-01-10

Day 691: Hey sociation I fixed your logo for you. “National” may be part of the name, but to be fair, you never said which nation.

18 49
2018-12-14

Day 668: Didn’t post this one yesterday; In which a vaguely human heir apparent has her own moment.

12 51
2018-11-21

Hey Chair of House Financial Services, time to go after those bank records....#redline

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2018-11-08