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Today @ work:
Coworker: “Can you help me turn this file into a PowerPoint? We managed to convert it into a JPG and an MP4, but we can’t make it a PowerPoint.”
Me: “Uh, ok… what is the type of file you’re trying to convert?”
Coworker: “Idk. Never mind, it’s working now.”
Mfw:
MFW I have to explain to a grown ass adult how sperm decides if a baby has a dick or not
>termino una comisión
>Mi cliente está re feliz
>Tonces yo estoy feliz
>Pero va y me recomienda a un amigo
>Quiere una comi igual
>Y encima me paga más
>mfw
Mfw I think about the brave construction workers who built Hoover Dam
mfw I realize I have to study for 3 different exams on the same day
>be me
>people call me Great General Radhan
>strongest demigod of all, master of gravity magic
>guiding my troops to the capitol, ready to take the throne that should be rightfully mine
>half-naked sewer hobo comes out of a manhole with a walking stick
>kicks my ass
>leaves
>mfw
Amazing art from the talented @MinaAoyama
mfw I still can't put Ayato in the teapot for friendship XP