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Oleander: "*Opens the door and has a crowbar in his hand* Who's there?! I'm warning you! I have a blood instrument here *turns head from side to side angrily* and I'm not afraid to use it *Sees Loboto climbing the fence* Oh there you are SUCKER! *Tosses and catches the crowbar*"
*Raz and Oleander crash into Coach Oleander's Basic Braining Classroom*
Raz: "Coach Oleander! It's you! *Oleander blows up and his costume falls off, oh and his car breaks too* You're all puffy again! Now everything's back to normal!"
Oleander: "He is good...*gasp* If he's really that good, maybe there's a chance some of that could rub off on my most incorrigible student, *Makes an evil grin* Razputin Aquato *Quietly laughs evilly* YESSSSS!!!!!!!"
Based on Spongebob Season 8 Episode The Hot Shot.
Raz: "Looks like you guys forgot your Tank Smarts! *He laughs and drives away in the tank*
*Oleander with Benny holding onto him both give annoyed looks*
Oleander: "Nevermind..."
Credit to @DanielogiPl for the idea. Based on Spongebob Season 5 Episode Boat Smarts.
Loboto: "It would cost us a fortune to get this fixed, thanks to you."
Oleander: "Oh gracious me! I don't have that kind of cash!!!"
Loboto: Oh, don't worry, I thunk we can work something out!"
Oleander: "Huh? You mean we should go out on a date?"
As they are going through the Test Track/Basic Braining Test Course, and Dogen gives Raz the answers, Coach Oleander is wiring down Raz' performance. He looks impressed. What a happy boi! :) Awwww :) Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Oleander: "NO! NOT YOU! OOOOHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
Raz: "*Whispering quietly to Coach Oleader in the Iron Lung* Don't worry, Coach Oleander... I'm a doctor...Today *Smiles* What is this crazy thing? *Climbs in and on top of the iron lung* Looks like a submarine!"
Oleander: "Ugh...My nails are in terrible shape. *He moans and groans relaxed as his hands are being massaged.* OOoooo...That feels good... *Raz then starts chewing Oleander's nails, freaking him out* Uhhhh...uhhh...Ethel you know, I like keeping my nails long! Ahhh.....
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Oleander: *Moans and groans in disgust and confusion as he pulls his broken jeep off his backside*
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Drive Happy.
Raz: "I'm Cheating!? Coach Oleander!"
Oleander: "Yes, My star pupil?"
Raz: "I think, I'm cheating."
Oleander: "What's that dear?"
Raz: "I THINK I AM CHEATING!"
Oleander: "You-You let go of the wheel."
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Raz and Oleander go spinning in the tank round and round after Raz fails to make a right turn and its unstoppable. These are cursed especially the one on the right where they spin like crazy! Based on SPongebob Season 12 Episode Lighthouse Louie.
Sasha: "Well Howdy, Morry, you want to step out with me and Milla tonight?"
Oleander: "Oh yes! Sasha, I just really need to step out *He gets outside the tank*"
Raz: "Oh you're talking to Sasha, Coach Oleander, Tell him I say hi! *keeps repeating it in background*"
*Raz comes onto the bus all dirty, smelly, and sleepless, and ugly, Oleander looks at him*
Oleander: "Razputin? *Makes a concerned, disgusted face * You look terrible."
Based on Spongebob Season 6 Episode Nautical Novice.
bust sketches of two of my characters: Cherry, an android I've had forever, and Oleander, a warlock for a new DnD campaign!
#sketch #DnD #characterdesign #portraits #DigitalArtist #commissionsopen
A cursed screen cap from Boating School, I found another really really really funny looking one, this had before Oleander face forward and he looks weird. Raz looks scared lol >:) Based on Spongebob Season 1 episode boating School.
*Raz sliding in his desk even closer, getting giddier*
Oleander (Nervously): "Ummm...Elka *His helmet flies off his head*, you're the hall monitor."
Elka: "ME? I've done it three times already!!! >:("
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Hall Monitor.
Raz: *Stroms Off Crying*
Oleander: *Turns around and starts to growl very angrily*
Two Teenagers: "Dude, This is like the gnarliest movie ever!"
*Oleander blows up in his jeep and moans and falls over on top of the two teenagers, they laugh*
Raz: "Weee! Woooww! Weee!"
Oleander: "Dont forget to signal!"
Raz: *Sticks his hands out like he's T-Posing* Thanks for that, Coach Oleander!"
Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Girls' Night Out.
The scene from Drive Happy when Oleander sees the truck and reacts to it, after he screams. He swerves to right and away from the truck, saves himself from crashing into it, but it only gets worse because he went to the junkyard. Based on Spongebob Season 11 Episode Drive Happy.