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Or these, perhaps? All for sale! Contact me for details! Guaranteed pre-holiday arrival!
Don't like Black Friday? I guarantee none of my prices have been reduced... https://t.co/PWKr1Hnz85
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"Smooth Sailing" by Talya Johnson
Wouldn't it be nice if life was guaranteed to be smooth sailing?
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#artwot #twitart
last call for halloween commissions, i may do a stream on the day of but can't guarantee, check pinned tweet for prices!
Halloween's almost here! Here's 25 paintings guaranteed to spook you out: https://t.co/r5KUhr5fJE
By Ken Barthelmey
25 digital paintings guaranteed to get you in the mood for Halloween: https://t.co/BefVlUJ2FX
By Caroline Gariba
This either shaved 5 years off my life or guaranteed I'd live an extra 10
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One thing was guaranteed: they were going to get wet. #inktober2016 #artwork https://t.co/fkb5ogJjfz
This turned out to be super helpful to make. Gonna make more of these. Probably not smart to use as reference, not guaranteed to be correct.
$6 commissions! Commission today and I guarantee it finished by the end of the day Sunday!
Can you guess what November's theme is?! Next month's delicious theme is guaranteed to get you drooling! (^∇^)
Plenty of this! And no vampires, guaranteed! #wimbornefoodfest Sat 22 Oct #free #foodie #drink #fun #dorsethour
"Beak with teeth" has got kind of a guaranteed creep factor, right? #sketch #Sketch_Dailies #monster #LittleCuties