Does an “essentially a used car salesman who’d whack ya if it was lucrative for him” count?

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Some weirdo I made up a little while back. He’s some kinda.. idk, trickster clown salesman?

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I played a Bard that was a Salesman! The art of the sale, using the right words to entrance people and con them into a sale~ creating cheap forgeries and using tricks to convince people of authenticity. His name was Saul Smin and he was a Tiefling that disguised himself as human!

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the voice in my head that tells me to make shit sounded too much like a salesman, i might as well have drawn it

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This bashful, tall salesman toon boid Marco x3!

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Legendary Magikarp salesman for 's A character we'll probably never see again. A tribute to Unshō Ishizuka.

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Car salesman: *lightly pats Maria Cadenzavna Eve* this baby can fit so much beauty in it ftlpknfjqpqks

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happy mask salesman: all those masks you have are filled with happiness.
circus leader's mask:

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You VS ur icon

....i thought it would be easier to make by both mask salesman design but it rly wasn't easy at all. Tried my best lmao

https://t.co/xp6U4xUOW7 https://t.co/aj8XI7CUrs

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*bl ini seru banget dibaca, bakalan ketagihan deh. Bapaknya single parent sama salesman jualan boneka gitu wkwk (4pp4 sipjig4 atau p4p4 is br1de)

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but what if the happy mask salesman was in breath of the wild

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Okay, last dump before I get back into painting stuff. Melon Salesman Cthulhu! Started off as a joke now made into an oc! + little comic

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🌱The new traveling plant salesman arrived on Choobi Island this morning, and there’s a rumor amongst the villagers that a certain Sad Pup is VERY smitten with him. 🐶💦💖

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Ebenezer Sibly was a masterful salesman in his advertisements for his patented ‘Re-animating Solar Tincture’ for it was a cure for death – from drowning, suicide, lightning, assassination and duels (1793)

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Looks like won't have any trouble filling out 'those' miles~ It's too bad Nook doesn't move much to even get miles. Oh well, I'm sure he'll figure it out. Nook 'is' a good salesman afterall.

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Max Baldin monster salesman 😩

Cyclops - you would do better as a salesman if you sold me that cock of yours.

Max Baldin - sorry ma'am it's not for sale😬

Cyclops- oh no I insist that you sell me that cock , and it's not a request

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That Animal Crossing New Horizons update is pretty wild, yet I just knew this shady rapscallion of a salesman would return one day.

Maximum Effort.

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