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Dude.. Can someone just make being a vampire an occupation already? I got this thing down on pat, I'm just now heading to bed at 6am..
Remember folks,you've gotta guide them in easy on #EatYourFriendsDay !
Even the ones that are used to being swallowed might not be used to the utterly packed confines your new prey will find themselves in! Give them a pat or two once they squeeze into your stomach. Gurgle wisely!
TIO IS SO ADORABLE I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!! If I could cuddle her and give her head Pat's I would.
I KNOW IM TWEETING A LOT BUT PAT JUST GOT A TEXT FROM THE REALTOR LADY ABOUT THE HOUSE WEVE BEEN LOOKING AT TO RENT
ITS OURS!!
WE GOT IT!!
Pat Matteson @abysmalzone’s man of slime. I think there’s something wrong with him
ees kommunitee day
at de discord op ALA
wer peeps pat u ol de way
and am tuu shy tu komm out an play ><;;
@zentreya, halp >___<
activities for the day
- Pat @campfire_donut’s tummy
- Smoke
- Play Vidya
@goddamngrizz got this piece done uwu i LOVE IT SM
“L-lets see what percentage you'll get, 💙+🔄 and leave a pic of your character.”
~110% make me your slutty slave!~
~100% meet me in bed
90% get a kiss
80% hold my hand
70% a date
60% one night stand
50% tea time
40% a talk
30% a smile
20% head pat
10% frowns
0% pass