"The gay young officers forming our escort laughed so much at the absurd arrangement and at the terror of our guest, that I was obliged to dismiss them at daylight lest I should not be able to enforce proper respect for the envoy."

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Just three elf dudes, escorting a lil feral cat Stix thru a dungeon..

Last night was fun xD

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A chi mi leggerà
Se queste pagine consentono qualche verso felice, mi perdoni il lettore la scortesia di averle usurpate io
I nostri nulla differiscono di poco: è banale e fortuita la circostanza che sia tu il lettore ed io l'estensore
Borges

Degas

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🔸jiejie attending dinner party escorted by💧

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So I turn up at the City Hall for my vaccine.

Got all the way through to booking confirmation.

Got confirmed, am on list.

Told I can’t have it, as I booked online (after a call from my GP) and my GP has to be the one to book it.

Told to call GP, then escorted out by security.

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OC interactions!
Lyrael my white haired elf wizard, with low wisdom. Nadaun is my drow bard, who works as an expensive escort on the surface now that he's escaped the underdark.
Lyr... is a book smarts nerd
Nad will blackmail.
Lyr barely has 20 gold pieces from learning spells

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2 powerful gundam needed escort units

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Hermes has just escorted Pandora to earth, to be Epimetheus's bride. Prometheus, his brother warns him not to accept this nefarious "gift"

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so this is anka, one of pixis' escorts who used to complain about him getting drunk. the glow up!

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SR - Leave the Escorting to Me

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old school...?

Ford escort MkII

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"Mercury Escorting Psyche to Mount Olympus and Her Marriage with Amor", Anonymous

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Title: Baby, it's cold outside
Escort!Hawks AU
Fanart made for the COWT 11 by Landedifandom, Week 3, Mission 1, prompt "Age difference" (23 years)

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commission by @/tehsquishytweet

what to do if your servant isn't escorting you fast enough

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Super Mario Toons: Lost in Toadwood Forest! Part 2

SMT Luigi kindly agrees to escort SMT Wendy out of the Toadwood Forest, but meanwhile, villains are on the rise: SMT Big Boo, his daughter Bow and his ghostly troops, who are searching for the female Koopaling.

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