Extracts from the Plague Diary of Mark ne-Francois-Pepys

March 24th

Waked before 4 o'clock with great pain to piss & great pain in pissing by having, I think, drank too great a draught of Monster when playing some serious Call of Duty with Johnny Mercer before going to bed

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IM PISSINGEN IMLOSING MY GODDAMNF MIND

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so that frencore fox guy is pissing me off, but you wanna know some REAL underappreciate art??? check out my friends!!!
unlike fren they actually all give a shit

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“𝓣𝓻𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓶𝓮?
𝓟𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓵”

-switch (Bottom,rare top)

-Bisexual (No lean)

-ships with:Souda,Sonia,Celestia,Maki

-Kinks:Pet Play, wax play, BDSM,bitting,choking,hair pulling

-Draws the line at:Pissing,Vore,blood,gore

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This is a major display of insecurity by people who know deep down their product is garbage that is inferior to the original in every way, so they give themselves a false sense of validation while pissing on old fans using a superior version as a mouthpiece.

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DEATH BATTLE! Scatman John VS Mario Pissing

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Those moments when, as an artist, you look at a piece you've finished and can't decide between

"Those 62 errors that glaringly jump out at me are pissing me off"

or

"Damn, I did a pretty okay job on this one."

🤔

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Im pissing myself at this dumbass image i made
My humor is officially fucked

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DEATH BATTLE! Man Ray VS Mario Pissing

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Two Creeper covers by Steve Ditko. The first one's layout was designed by Ditko, but the second was devised by Carmine Infantino who forced Ditko to stick to it. Ditko drew a dog pissing on a fire hydrant at the bottom in protest. 🙂

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TUMBLR JUST RECOMMENDED MY OWN POST TO ME BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO HAS POSTED IN THE DONTEN TAG I'M PISSING MYSELF

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PLAY DEAD WITH ME
deancas social media au

Castiel Novak is a famous actor, who also just really really loves art and pissing off the Winchester that always loses the bids against him.
Dean Winchester is the CEO of his own art museum and tries to make art available for anyone.

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The seasonal jerks and how they usually are together:
Summer pissing Autumn off
Autumn getting pissed off
Spring smiling for no reason
Winter not caring
LOL

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My geology friend sent me this and I’m PISSING MY PANTS BRO

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Day 1
A is for Aaron

My rootin’ shootin’ rapscalian gunslinger Harpy! I love playing DnD but it’s getting really hard NOT to play a chaotic character.....and of course Aaron is no exception. When he’s not pissing off cultists, he’s probably rolling 6 crit 1s in a row.

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Cause all these Trumpettes are riding his dick harder than any porn star. All of them have zero balls to stand up and do the right thing cause they're afraid of pissing off daddy and getting sent to bed without dinner.

https://t.co/bj8SmIvwLt

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pissing me off that these are the same VA

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So apparently there's a whole line of hoodies dedicated to MZD pissing on Bemani series that are not Pop'n Music.

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when ur sisters are pissing u off but y’all at a diplomatic meeting

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