My Twitter Family:
Parents: mommy? sorry, mommy? sorry, mOmMy? s or r y.
Spouse: >///<
Children: l o l, get rekt ya kidz

via https://t.co/i78THvILXV

0 6
2021-09-24

Name: Plum Daimyo Hermitaur (ダイミョウザザミ亜種)
Title: Shield Crab (盾蟹)
Length: 508cm (968cm with shell)
Height: 248cm (668cm with shell)
Leg Measurements: 403cm

Order: Decapoda
Infraorder: Brachyura
Superfamily: Shield Crab
Family Zazami

Habitats: Dunes, Old Jungle, etc.

17 149
2021-09-23

Name: Daimyo Hermitaur (ダイミョウザザミ)
Title: Shield Crab (盾蟹)
Length: 508cm (968cm with shell)
Height: 248cm (668cm with shell)
Leg Measurements: 403cm

Order: Decapoda
Infraorder: Brachyura
Superfamily: Shield Crab
Family Zazami

Habitats: Desert, Dunes, Old Jungle, etc.

1 32
2021-09-23

Name: Hermitaur (ヤオザミ)
Title: Shield Crab (盾蟹)
Length: 169cm (219cm with shell)
Height: 79cm (168cm with shell)
Leg Measurements: 124cm

Order: Decapoda
Infraorder: Brachyura
Superfamily: Shield Crab
Family Zazami

Habitats: Desert, Dunes, Old Jungle, Jungle, etc.

11 103
2021-09-23

Me: wanting to chill in vc with people
My family: -constantly saying my name before asking anything-
Me:

0 2
2021-09-22

Nothing says Christmas like UNICEF's newest game, "U.N. Buddies". Fun for the whole family: kicking peasants, beating up ppl who talk about guns, fake viruses, don't watch TV & moon-landing deniers; absurd & how dare they! Show 'em some internationalism! Made in China, on Amazon!

4 16
2021-09-22