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(1/2) Doodles done by a sleep deprived and a drunk me, pretending to be sober

second slide:
me: these are not dildos they are empty beer bottles
Kv: anything can be a dildo tho
Me: KVEE-
Kv: it true tho
Me: fun fact, this becomes an important plot point (wa drunk)

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Im not calling it the greatest out all 4 i just think its neat
and im tired of pretending it isnt

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J: "Last time, I pretended to be cool. I said it like we could be friends. I don't think I can do that with u. So I'm sorry for pretending not to see u these past few days. I like you. I'm sure I'll keep liking u even if u reject me, but I won't be able to stay as ur friend."

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Dandefly is a dandelion-butterfly hybrid creature who flies around to scatter its seeds. At night, it sticks its tail into the ground and curls up its wings to sleep, pretending to be a real dandelion.

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Welcome everyone new heres some art to enjoy of our Eldritch youtube Suka when shes pretending to be human.

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Mika was obviously shaking her ass, pretending like she dropped something in the grass field. In reality she was just using an excuse to show off her plump peach~

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I was dead until the moment I met you. I was a powerless corpse pretending to be alive. Living without power, without the ability to change my course, was bound to a slow death.

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He missed Jon's 18th birthday, didn´t send a gift and now he is pretending it didn´t happen 😂 But mom know best!

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IMPOSSIBLE JONES is a thief PRETENDING to be a superhero. Graphic novel and 2 (quite large) comics out now, with the third coming soon. No pre-launch yet— stay tuned! Here's a sneak peak at the cover:

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I mean Ken Penders actually did write a plot where Anti-Sonic rapes Bunnie by pretending to be Sonic. This actually made it into the comic unfortunately!

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mmmm yeah sad girl vibes, pretending to be hartborken

きみのかみ ver. Milkyake?!?!?!
It still hurts whenever I hear this song 😭 This song was the reason why I cut my hair short huhuhuhu

but ofc Ivudotto’s version is still best aaaaaa
https://t.co/wvSGyaXEsR

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August and June❤️ June Hathaway is super smart quirky girl who love’s Solving puzzles. She’s currently in a small journalist group. August Deluca is a man with many secrets one being that he’s a ASSASSIN! while pretending to be a detective.

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I think he's transhet. And Im tired of pretending he isn't.

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Just want to say, this is one of the most degenrate and worst things I've seen...
This person pretending to be Marin Kitagawa and is given a bunch of money from thirsty idiot simps.

They haven't even shown their face and is most likely a catfish.
All of it is just disgusting

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At least we're no longer pretending that this is an election where anyone had any choice.

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we are pretending it is not late !

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Just another day of pretending to know how to make art (I don’t actually know how to make art)

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I'm pretending they're slow dancing here

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Osomatsu pretending to be Karamatsu in order to get free oden (for a Tumblr Ask).

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i like painting and pretending line art isn’t real >:) art ig in my carrd hehe

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