# dickfigures unikitty

*one snore sounded like a ROAR and Unikitty just lost it*

Unikitty: AAAAHHH!!! *she flies faster than she knew she could*

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2022-02-13

Gallus: That’s our brave kitty!

*suddenly, this music starts playing*
https://t.co/JruBNrhT4x

Unikitty: Gah!! Huh?! ...Oh, heeheehee, very funny, Yona! Turning the jukebox on!

Yona: Uh... scary music not coming from jukebox! Jukebox not even here!

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2022-02-13

Unikitty: Y-You mean... LOOK for ghosts?! *turns away* No way, no how! Uh-uh! Nope!

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2022-02-13

Unikitty: *gasps* What if they come for me next?! *whimpering meow* We have to get out of here-

Smolder: *grabs Unikitty’s shoulders in a hug* Unikitty, calm down, there’s no ghosts.

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2022-02-13

Unikitty: Yeah it was!

Dr Fox: Ta-da! One spaceship fixed and operational!

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2022-02-13

Unikitty: Oh no! You’re not hurt, are you??

Lachlan: No, but I feel like a flat tyre right now.

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2022-02-12

*she then hears a loud THUNK outside*

Unikitty: *gasps* What the gumdrop was that?! Hmmmm... it sounded like a pony landing on a dog like a crash mat... how peculiar...

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2022-02-12

Dr Fox: If fixing your friend’s spaceship is all you needed, you could’ve just asked me and I’d help out.

Unikitty: Really? But I thought... y’know, you’d go crazy and go all area fifty something on him...

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2022-02-12

Unikitty: Or did you just want her to see how much you appreciate her playing as me?

Lachie: ...Admittedly; both.

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2022-02-12

Unikitty: Who’s your favourite Tara Strong character?

Lachie: That’s easy! You, Twilight and Raven, in that order!

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2022-02-12

Unikitty: *pats him* Good boy. Now, Puppycorn, Dr Fox, meet my alien friend; Kado. Kado, that’s my little brother and best friend; Puppycorn, and my scientist/doctor friend; Dr Fox!

Kado: Hiya, nice to meet you! *he gives them a friendly wave*

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2022-02-12

Unikitty: But-But he rescued me-

Puppycorn: Not now, Unikitty! *cornering Kado, growling* You like making my sister cat food, huh?

Kado: *backs against the wall* Uhh... giving her cat food or she is the cat food?

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2022-02-12

Kado: Eep!

Unikitty: Guys, what are you gonna do to him?!

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2022-02-12

*Puppycorn frees Kado from his restraints*

Kado: *jumps down* Thank you! *he then brings Unikitty back out, safe and unharmed as promised*

Unikitty: Ta-da!!

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2022-02-12

*a montage of Unikitty and Yona searching for, finding lots of artefacts around the school and just being awesome friends plays out as I’d Do Anything by Simple Plan plays*
https://t.co/ktTubBFf8G

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2022-02-11

*20 minutes later, Lachlan drank every can in the packs*

Unikitty: *giggle* How was all that cola?

Lachlan: *hiccup!* Pretty darn good!

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2022-02-10

Lachlan: Okay... *he drinks a big mouthful of the cola Unikitty gave him* Uh... is it just me, or does my cola taste... cooler?

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2022-02-10

Unikitty: Good thing it’s a friendly little kitten, or else you’d end up like Angel Bunny! *giggle*

Angel Bunny: Hey!

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2022-02-10

Kado: *stops to see what’s happening* Hm?

Master Frown: I know it sounds crazy, but I’m serious about this!

Puppycorn: How do we know you’re not lying about this?!

Master Frown: Because, I may like to mess with Unikitty, but I would never do anything to permanently hurt her!

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2022-02-10