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Raz: "So, Did I pass this time, Coach Oleander?"
Oleander: "No, Razputin...You Failed."
Raz: "I failed. *Sadly*"
Ford: "It is not you that failed, Razputin, It's Coach Oleander that's failed you! You are relieved of your teaching duties!"
*Raz and Dogen walk into Coach Oleander's classroom and open the door. Oleander is at his desk.*
Oleander: "Razputin, what are you doing here, so late? *Raz Shoots a net at Oleander* Whatever you're doing *Inflates and talks in a deep voice* IS GOING ON YOUR PERMENANT RECORD!!!"
Oleander: "*Painting outside, in the meadow, relaxed* Ahhhhh...I feel so serene now that I'm away from that homicidal maniac, Razputin. *Raz, Ford, and the New Teacher are going fast in the tank through the meadow. Oleander gasps and panics and drops the painting on the ground.*
Raz: "*Walks into Coach Oleander's classroom happily with a clipboard and a pencil* Hello, Coach Oleander!!!"
Oleander: *drawing on the chalkboard and turns around and drops his chalk in fear* Aack! NO! Stay away! I can't afford to go back to the slammer!!!"
Dogen: "*Walks to the table near the Opening and sees Raz in Freezer licking an ice cream cone* Hey...Awww :("
*Benny, Oleander, and Lili sigh*
Dogen: "Boy, I sure am feeling...under the wether..."
Benny: "It's weather, you ,moron..."
*Oleander and Benny Scream*
Loboto: "Well... Someone let them out eventually... Who's feeling queasy? Now raise your hand!"
*Benny, Dogen, Raz, Lili, and Oleander just stand there. Crickets chirp in the background*
Loboto: "So? That's how you play, eh?! *Takes out tongs* Fine! I'll examine all of you..."
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*Oleander comes out of the National Plate Museum and blows up. He gasps. Raz then comes out squished next to him and his round body*
Oleander: "*Looks at Raz and then gives him a bored, annoyed, slightly dirty look* Good thing you studied..."
*Oleander in a prison pone call with Raz*
Raz: "So, How's it going, Coach Oleander?"
Oleander: "Uh, Razputin, I apologize, I shouldn't have passed you, you really weren't ready..."
Raz: "I guess I got to give my Basic Braining Badge back, huh..."
Another Cursed Kooky Cooks scene redraw. Oleander is about to jump on top of the pastry (with Raz inside) and he looks like a shark. Lili and Loboto sit in shock and are afraid and Benny's jus not feeling it. Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Kooky Cooks. Enjoy :) Lol >:)
Raz and Oleander trying to stop the tank after it goes off course, after Raz fails with a right turn, and the tank starts spinning in circles, thankfully the tank stops just before hitting the tree. Based on Spongebob Season 12 Episode Lighthouse Louie.
*Oleander steps into the tank and sits there with that bored annoyed look on his face. Raz stares at him, smiling, ready to go, but then dogen from the walkie talkie under his hat, starts to talk*
Dogen: "Give him the apple."
Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Continued From Last Night:
Raz: "Sorry...I'm Late. *Smiles nervously*
Oleander: "Razputin, I told you before, USE THE DOOR!!! *Points at door while saying "USE THE DOOR!!!" and becomes mad*"
Raz: "Sorry, Coach Oleander, I was so excited, that I forgot...*Smiles nervously*"
*Oleanders walks over to Raz, whom was trampled over by the onslaught of the other running campers*
Oleander: Razputin? Are you OK?
Raz: "I overdid the speech again, didn't I?"
Oleander: "I'm afraid so..."
Raz: "Aww...Tarter Sauce..."
Oleander: "Oh! Gracious! Oh! Gracious! Oh ahahahahahah! *Turns to Raz* We haven't crashed yet!!!"
Oleander has a POG mouth here, but he's also trying to smile and the combo looks cursed, but very Poggers, lol >:) Based on Spongebob Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Raz: "Better check in here too! *opens up the chest to see a dancing Oleander* Awww Morry!!! *Picks up a cologne bottle* Ooooo!!! *Yodelling in the background and Raz post some on and pretends to be Loboto* It's a very romantic evening, Morry! Hehehe... *Oleander closes the box*"
Oleander: “You-You’ve let go of the wheel…”
Raz: “I do have an antenna under my hat! There is a guy giving me all the answers! It’s all true! I’m cheating! I’m Cheating! I’m cheating!”
Based on Season 1 Episode Boating School.
Benny: "Alright, I'll tell you! I was trying to get away from him! *Raz breathes heavily* He is the bane of my existence!"
Oleander: "Yours too? Um...What I meant to say was please come up yo the chalk board and draw a diagram of the incident."
Benny: "Razputin!!! Give me that wheel!!!"
Raz: "I got it!"
*The two argue and break the steering wheel of the tank*
Benny: "Just let go of it!"
Oleander: "Oohooho..."
Based on Spongebob Season 6 Episode Boating Buddies.
(This is an overhated episode imo)