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A younger, slightly more troubled Alex...
Yeah, he’s always been kinda dick.
This was supposed to be just a stupid little sketch that I was going to keep to myself, but I figured I might as well share it since I spent way more time on it than I wanted.
"I'm not the kind of girl to judge a dude by the size of his junk...
But don't lie to me and say you're packing a bicep thick three-footer when I could lock mine up in a micro cage and it would still be bigger than that fun size Snickers bar you call a dick."
i open are commission aand my TOS
3 slot for sfw 3 slot for NSFW PS i want practice with horse dick and i decide give discount 5$
https://t.co/7s9cFOeLPf
#commissionsopen #Commission #nsfw
When you pull out your dick, and she sees it for the first time
stand: backstreet boy
stand user: satin aurelius
sir sir.... your uh your dick sir its about to uhh #jjbaoc
BRO IF I SEE ANYONE BEING A DICK, RACIST, OR DUMB ON MY TL, THEY'RE GETTING AN AK TO THE KNEECAPS
#nsfw Forbidden knowledge is that there IS an actual dick in Jojo's reference, I just never bothered posting it b/c the bananas were too funny
"So, you're the hulk sized dick?"
The amazing @damnchou (fanfiction) and I (fanart) did a collab for the equally amazing @zorthania (We love you, Zor!) 💕 You can find the fic here https://t.co/t60pY0UOn8 and after reading it the art below hopefully makes a bit more sense 😂
@19_carsen I feel like this is a face that says “Pathetic” after seeing a someone’s dick for the first time.