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@royzoga Name: Salem
Pros: - can cook
-cuddle fanatic
- will fight for friends even if she's gonna loose
- motherly friend type
- can drink
Cons: - will drink you under the table
- always tries to help
-hard to handle
@royzoga Pros: Transparent with desires. Wants to help people have fun. Generally tries to do good. Regenerates from water/bubble sources. Grow or shrink as desired.
Cons: "fun" may mean chaos. Can be overprotective at times. Can pop (but takes a lot to do so). Physically transparent.
@royzoga Pros:
🐸 Frogs.
🐸 Cake in all the right places
🐸 Cuddle expert
🐸 Is bean
Cons
💃 Is bean
💃 Cover hog
💃 Talks in sleep
@royzoga Pros:
-Purple
-has a 6’9” form and *will* carry you
-can change into a bat to fit in your pocket
-will listen to your interests for hours in awe
Cons:
-will not shut up about Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
-Is in an open relationship with obsessing over Pyramid Head
@OpheliaVReverie Pros:
Will give you unlimited amount of support and love!
Will lose my voice for the sake of your excitement!
Will watch everything you recommend me (or will talk for hours about what we have already seen!)
Cons:
Can't cook ;=;
Sucks at singing ;=;
tired 24/7
@royzoga Hai Hai I'm the mobile artificial intelligence known as Bishop. Pros: small (perfect for cuddles) only 2'3, enjoys learning about new things, and rather inquisitive. Cons: oblivious to somethings that should be common sense, and forgets people's names easily.
@chikoorsa i didnt see the pros and cons at first LOL
pros - i make funny jokes sometimes
cons - im fucking stupid
@royzoga Pros:
Soft
Will read you bedtime stories
Cons:
Strong tail, good for impaling
@royzoga art by @/ligfish
pros:
- i sometimes say the ha ha funny
- I love cooking japanese food
- I will draw you like one of my french ladies
- i play valorant
cons:
- I play valorant
- i like to stay inside the house
- stay up way too late...
@royzoga Pros: I can cook and enjoy cooking to show affection!
Taught myself to make latte art, have experience working as a barista!
Really good at rhythm and bullet hell games
Cons: Anxiety anxiety anxiety
Self-esteem issues
Sometimes doesn't know when to shut up
Can be really shy
@royzoga Let’s go!
Pros:
Deeply affectionate and caring
Cooks, cleans, and shops
Cons:
Will drink your coffee and call you a bitch
@royzoga Pros
✧ Thicc thighs for afternoon nappies
✧ Provides HABWABWA, Cooked food, & head massages
✧ BNUY w/"Waifu" Material
✧ Gamer and Moosic Enjoyer
Con
✧ VERY SMOL. Shy, Submissive, & Bree- Bottom that's always slweepy & Bratty :)
@royzoga Pros:
Shapeshifting
Teleportation
Will make you your own star
Gravity manipulation
Several pocket dimensions (including my hair)
Gremlin
Con:
Will raid the fridge at 3am
Tail has a mind of its own
Might accidentally open a portal to the Void or alter gravity while asleep
Gremlin
@royzoga Pros:
- Good with hands (back massages and more~ )
- Beyblade master
- I am an amazing cook
- Himbo
Cons:
- Pretty basic
- Absentminded
- Himbo
@royzoga Pros:
- Long hair to grab onto
- Very protective
- Can cook, clean and maintain a house
- Good at biting
- Will kill a God/Goddess for you
- Himbo
Cons:
- May bite too much
- Always smug
- I'm sorry if you're a God/Goddess VTuber
- Himbo
@royzoga Hello there Roy~✨
Pros:
💕Has lovely handlebars for ease of use
💕Can read coffee grinds and tealeaves for your fotune
💕Oscillates between softie and dommy mommy
💕Nerdy rambles
Cons:
😳Clingy and sometimes too cuddly
😳May meme too hard
😳Have no gag reflex
😳Accident Prone
@royzoga Pros:
-Likes cuddles
-Has booba
-Tall gorl
-Likes cosplay and anime
Cons:
-Yes, I will go to cons with you
@royzoga Names Ursa! 🐻
Pros
-Big bear hugs
-9'6
-Deep voice
Cons
-Hugs might be too tight
-May not share the jacket with you
-Will have the constant need to head pat you
@royzoga Pros:
-Siren
-Pleasure dom
-Will serenade you and give you aftercare
Con:
-Siren
@royzoga Pros - Easy to win over, just give chocolate.
-Loves giving things to friends.
-Big nerd
Cons - Sometimes bites
-Spends too much on Skebs
-Shy bean