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President* Calamari Lips picking a fight with the NFL is definitely the best use of his time right now.

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2020-06-09

Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequence. Call this motherfucker on his bullshit. Always.

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2020-05-30

Day 1205: Thoughts and prayers to VP spokeswoman and ghoul enthusiast Katie Miller after testing positive for Hoax Pox. I hear bleach really does the trick, what’ve you got to lose?

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2020-05-09

Day 1201: President Whale Anus Snacking Powderpuff is still a distant two behind end-of-days bugs.

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2020-05-05

It’s amazing what a country can accomplish when it’s head of state isn’t a cashew-brained shit merchant.

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2020-04-28

If it’s nickname accuracy President* Klan Chowder is looking for, I’ll be your huckleberry.

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2020-04-27

What’s the going rate for Presidential* portraits if the President* is a friendless game show host with all the charm of an Amber Alert?

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2020-04-23

Day 1187: In which the White Pride Piper dog whistles his G.I. Jamokes into a pre-diabetic frenzy.

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2020-04-21

More Zombie Day well-wishing from an illiterate game show host who really puts the “Christ” into “Jesus Fucking Christ”.

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2020-04-12

Day 1178: In which a President* for whom reading is an aspirational sport gets ready to make his toughest call since deciding which brand of racist pumpkin toner to apply.

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2020-04-12

Reposting for all those red states packin churches this weekend because the can’t open doors, I guess. Especially one that’s just a lib-rat cuckhoax.

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2020-04-11

Day 1174: In which a ferret-wigged fraud enthusiast graduates from scamming charities to profiting off of a pandemic.

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2020-04-08

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2020-04-07

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2020-04-07

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2020-04-06

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2020-04-05