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Ever since I put my roommate on pussy punishment, I masturbated so much last night that my vagina hurts this morning
Here's to another valentines day were I masturbate and cry into my pillow
'When you wake up being masturbated by a great big horny gorilla, you’d best look like you’re enjoying it.'
Michael is a crime detective.
Still trying to figure out how he lost his arms, masturbated too much or something idfk.
But he has robot arms
Hospitals can be a real bummer but at least you can masturbate in the beds
“It needs to be normalised that women masturbate”: meet illustrator Jordyn McGeachin > https://t.co/LPBun9mYMg
This company will pay $45,000 a year for someone to masturbate at work - https://t.co/DgYIl6TrgP
@ChibiReviews have you heard/read this series called "Onani(Masturbate) Master Kurosawa ? I've read it a month ago and i thought the series was really good especially the huge character development from the MC..
I have mixed feelings on Christmas-themed porn. Sure, the nods to the holidays are usually quite funny. On the other, it's hard to masturbate while you're laughing. (Image credit: Kalindorf https://t.co/2xFjp2AiQS )
Here, It's finished!
#girl #night #masturbate #dildo #fun #selflove #art #illustration #nsfw
#ValentinesDay Happy valentines day to everyone. and those of us single people who love it lets eat some chocolate and enjoy the heart aesthetic. or you know -masturbate- again that's fine too.
dewott thought he would have an easy win against servine, because servine only had a leaf to masturbate with... but once you can jerk yourself off with a leaf, you can jerk off anybody with anything!
servine is a leaf masturbation master
dewott thought he would have an easy win