Zero HP Lovecraft 🦅🐍さんのイラストまとめ

look at me! look at me now said the fat!
with a cupcake and donut I'll keep getting fat
I won't stand on the scale, the scale that I hate
I won't hear the anons who tell me to lose weight! https://t.co/ypfr7tO5B9

"will you be my vice president?"
"no, your ex wife is a prostitute"

@autispania @giantgio

"As it is the main thing at a banquet that there be eating and drinking, woman ought not to be present; for she cannot do justice to what is offered; or, if she can, it is most unbeautiful."

the two genders

@oldbooksguy "if animals are so smart why won't they write novels"

"they don't want to"

@GRITCULT @NE0GRIT @AESTHETlCULT @QuotationCULT @ZealCULT Grit telling you to follow "best aesthetic accounts"

@AwfulReddit @8EyedEel I prefer the original

Wuhan virus been out how long now? And still no “Wuhan Zhang” parody account.

“Thank you my friend are wash hands sanitize wear mask alway”

“Hello are lovely girl am invite stay inside 🏠 14 days canned beans🥫chloroquine 😷”

“1. Allow
2. Not allow
3. NOT ALLOW”