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It's Punching Day, and @AlexSchmidty's pop culture crush on Pierce Brosnan continues with Live Wire, the movie that dared to ask: What if water... bad? https://t.co/RmG4n6VJed
It was long overdue: @See_More_Evil is going to break the Mark Millar seal. It's Nemesis, which is like Batman but backwards, stupid, and cruel! The Mark Millar hat trick! This one's FREE. https://t.co/By3t6G9o5r
It's Nerding Day, and @See_More_Evil would like to introduce you to 'i tell c,' the police procedural manga where the lead detective tries to bang every criminal. It's a comedy! Sometimes! https://t.co/te2r7W84Kp
This Teamworking Day, @Seanbabydotcom and @brockway_llc have teamed up on something culturally relevant. This has never happened before! Let's talk about Elden Ring, and let's make it FREE for everybody since this will never happen again! https://t.co/o88xNlyjDR
It's Punching Day and we're sorry to report that @startthemachine is Marked for Death. He's got the Steven Seagal variant. The worst kind. Doctors say the only thing that can save him is a sweet tiger jacket, and unlike this article, those aren't free.
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It's 1900🌭's second anniversary! The traditional two year anniversary gift is illustrated meat atrocities, so we're updating the art site-wide, thanks to the excellent @rusty_shackles! @Seanbabydotcom will explain this, and also cartoon karate fucking. https://t.co/hRsDZIfIN8
It's our least fucking Fucking Day ever, with @Seanbabydotcom and How to Pick Up Girls at a Con. You'll learn about bathing, you'll learn about video game puns, you'll learn no third thing! It's FREE. https://t.co/V5itxRlcmL
It's Learning Day, so let @brockway_llc teach you How to Be Weird. You'll be so kooky and quirky nobody will ever look you in the eye again! You'll die alone, the ZANIEST way to die! It's FREE, because the psychic cost is enough. https://t.co/sE6MwFhZtz