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"Darth Vader riding a Narwhale through cosmos while playing a accordion"
https://t.co/r3HtMhx2Pn
"Pikachu with a moustache riding a cat during a thunderstorm"
https://t.co/GU3Ayot8lo
"Falafel superhero beats up hamburger for a hotdog trophy"
https://t.co/o94J9heYI8
"The Matrix but replace Keanu Reeves with Danny DeVito"
https://t.co/K7EdTn368E
"@Fartharder farting so hard that they are launched over @elbowdeepinahorse"
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