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Unlike some silly wannabes out there, the REAL Blue isn't vegan... But he sure does have a taste for trick ass bitches and copyfish 🤪
WIP (?) Because I'm an angry little goblin boy fueled by my rage. (Special thanks to that dumbass for bringing my mojo back lol).
Suppose I should post this mess here, too. Blue and his babies, or his "Mini Murdocs" as he likes to call 'em.
A love so sweet that's organic, 100% vegan, and cruelty-free... Who can ask for more? Happy (belated, I forgot to post here 😅) Valentine's Day from Kaleb and Allie 💘
Dumbass yassification meme lmfao. When the two started going out regularly, Murdoc was shocked to find that *gasp* Stu doesn't dress like a complete slut 24/7. I mean, what kind of fit is a t-shirt and jeans on a... Stripper? (Failed to realize he has a life outside sexwork lel)
I want your ice cream ✨🍦 manifesting summer for myself bc fuck snow storms 💀 no vampires were hurt and no vamp was exposed to strong UV rays uwu. Also, in case you didn't know, Allie tans green lol.