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No need to be worried, Captain... At least you're not alone!
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Why do we love tomato soup? Because it's delicious and can be stored for up to 737 years! 🍅❤️🚀
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My dear Captain... I understand that being 60 parsecs away from Earth is not your dream job. But, hey! You belong here! Make the best of it or at least try to survive!
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As Captain, it's your duty to keep the crew happy - they're less likely to kill you that way. Manage relationships as you watch them grow closer and hopefully not throw each other out the airlock ❤️
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Today is your day, Captain Thomson! Starting now, you will lead your crew to epic survival (or epic death)! 🚀
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Astrocitizens! Remember to join @robotgentleman's discord channel!
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We're receiving a transmission from a nearby ship! They want to speak with someone who represents the whole of humanity. It's not the easiest situation possible, but someone has to do it! 🚀
Every item is precious when you're 60 parsecs away from Earth, Captain.
Keep an eye on your supplies! ☢️
On behalf of the Astrocitizen Program, please accept our apologies for the tiny inconvenience of being transported 60 parsecs away from Earth.
Good luck, Captain! 🚀
I know you're excited, Captain, but I think you should let Maegen rest before sending her out on another expedition to gather more resources. At least let her wounds hea... okay, too late, nevermind. Have a good trip, Maegan!