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Mom at the fam gc: wear your Christmas clothes.
Me: I have the perfect one in mind…
@crablovernamu That’s perfect! Uwu… just wrapped my gift for you! Wait for it babe 😘
I just wanna give credit to A.A. Milne for the tweets that keep getting copy pasted in the timeline. Yes, a lot of things irk me right now. Lol