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Now I have to retcon an official reason why this is the case. I guess they don't have legs so maybe that's why don't need pants? Or they're all descendants of Donald Duck?
Not sure what to do at the edge of the map. The player can always purchase a new terrain chunk, but until they do it's just kind of a big cliff into oblivion?
Also, huge thanks to @LuigiGland for the awesome character + interface artwork in PWN!