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Grass type: Evolves for trainers who've seen a comp screen more than the sun, ever. Able to grow any kind of berry, and makes amazing smoothie ba-bas!
Fairy Type: Evolves for trainers who have a strong baby side and didn't even know it (plushie owners, usually.) will babytalk you and dress you up in frills, no matter what gender you are :P
Dark Type: Evolves for low work-ethic trainers who think you can win battles with expensive pokemon and no effort. Will make you ask for a clean diaper loudly, and will spank you in public!
Ghost type: Prankster, evolves for trainers who try to hide their inner babies! Will make your pants disappear and show your diaper in public. :P
Normal type: Evolves for trainers who admit they're babies and love it :3
Pine really should have listened when Sara the Electric Mamagarde told him to pause- now she's swinging him around and showing everyone on livestream some mother-and-baby dance moves...as well as his 8-hour old dirty diapers! "MOOMMMM!!!" "Dance with me, honey! Don't be shy<3"
Legends tell of an oni whose tantrums cause thunder and whose wails cause whirlwinds: residents leave jugs of cooled milk and mashed fruits out to appease her, and pray that her rashes don't bring a season of calamity!
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Blancmange the Nekotyke kunoichi! The only one of her kind who can stalk across a crowded room without being noticed. Her secret? Ninja arts! The Scroll Of Not Smelling Like A Dirty Diaper, namely :P At least crinkling can be mistaken for rustling leaves!
Summer's just around the corner! Find fun and inventive ways to keep cool, but, uh... try to keep the water bill (and pool repair bill) to a minimum.