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"Heh, everyone has baby photos. This is the closest I have. This is me when I was a wee little demon lass. My sister @SwoleMama loved me back then and still loves me to this day," she chuckled.
"Happy belated New Year. Missed me you lovely bastards?" the demoness flexed.
Tamchka: Now, now, what do we have here? A cute little red demoness?
Alha: Little? Yeah no shit, especially since you're literally towering over me.
"When feeding panda cubs, you have to sweet and gentle when handling them, especially if you'rea gal around my size," the demoness chuckled.
"Hey jackass, you don't go Captain Ahab on a fucking Great White! I don't care if you're the 'greatest' fisherman in the world. It's still extremely dangerous, selfish and god damn stupid! Think Thel think, you've got a wife and two kids! Use your god damn tin head for once!"
"Sunday might be a damn day of rest for some, but it's the fucking day where I get prepared for work. Gotta suit up."
"Gotta pose and look cute sometimes. No damn worries, the .32 pistol's just a prop."
"As I said, touch the cow and do it now," the demoness calmly smiled.
"Of course, gotta @Swolemama and gotta take our glasses off too. Which one tickles your fancy?" the demoness chuckled once more.