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@Th3WhoreQueen Im no king of hell,but i can be entertaining.
@travis_dragon00 @FunnyBoiJulius1 Do it.
Doit doit doit.
Do it.
I dont know if i wanna collapse from exhaustion or puke my guts up....
But i need to pick something...
@JomieTV Hey Captain Obvious saves the day yet again!
Wanna try your luck on another personality error?
When your family thinks youre having an attitude,when you're really just severely worried for someone on a regular basis.
@peeshitters She isnt hot at all,actually. Not in the literal sense anyway.
And if youre thinking of taking her,youll be spitting up your own ribs,you hear me?
Valerie N. White(Eldest Adopted sister)(Alive)
Valerie is a strange girl that turned up on the doorstep of the White Family at age 4. Since then she has grown to find that she is indeed out of this world. At current she has two alias appearances
https://t.co/YSPnoOe6AC
Martha N. White(Mother)(Alive)
Wife to Jack.
Martha is currently retired from the U.S. Military,spending some of her savings on a classic refurbished diner. It is currently doing very well!
Canonical Family so far...
Jack E. White(Father)(Alive)
Husband to Martha.
At current,the location of Jack is unknown. Aged 47 (going on 48 on July 7th),Jack was last seen in the U.S. Marine Corps issuing evacuation orders from the Second Occupation of Afghanistan(9/27/2055).