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Nuzleaf 7.5/10
Just a weed sounding name, but I never realised a Nuzleaf was like the smoker's version of Achilles: dex entry "Its long and pointed nose is its weak point. It loses power if the nose is gripped."
Seedot 5/10
"It hangs off branches and absorbs nutrients. When it finishes eating, its body becomes so heavy that it drops to the ground with a thump." mood
Bonsly 6/10
Imma be real Bonsly sounds more like the name of a dude who smokes a lot of weed
Goodra 7/10
"I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now!" - Snoop Dog (talking about Goodra)
Oddish 7/10
"Yo dude I got some sick nasty Oddish that smells straight up r a n k"
Slowbro 9/10
Slowbro is a combination of slow and bro, need I say more?
Pansage 11/10
Just check out this Dex entry: Pansage offers leaves on its head to Pokémon that have low energy. The leaves relieve stress.🤨🤨