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@thehogbog Dang, he wasn’t lying. That Dirt really was Calorie-Rich.
First the cubicles, now the elevator? Debbie really needs to rethink the architecture of her office building. See, she's not getting any thinner. In fact, there's gonna be a lot of corporate expansion in the future!
...how'd she even get in there?
@MapleMash Oh whoops. Only got a portion of the beam. Could you hit me again for the camera?
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Just because you don't have the same dietary preferences doesn't mean you can't still be amazing friends!