HOWDY, NEW WEEK. TIME TO FUCK ASS AND FUCK GUM AND FUCK GUM-ASS. YOU KNOW THE DRILL. THE WEEK? KILL IT. STAB IT IN THE STREET. FULFILL YOUR FUCKIN' DESTINY AND TAKE BACK YOUR LIFE MOTHERFUCKER.
GET FUCKED.
I LOVE YOU.
HOWDY. NEW WEEK. ENJOY IT OR ELSE. THAT'S AN ULTIMATUM. I KNOW OVER 350,000 WAYS TO MAKE YOU ENJOY THE WEEK, MOTHERUCKER. DO NOT TRY ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
GET FUCKED.
I LOVE YOU.
HOWDY, IT'S FEB 21ST. GET THE FUCK UP. AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOUR GAMES. WAKE UP. DRINK THAT COFFEE QUICK BEFORE I POUR IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING EYE SOCKETS. LAST ONE TO WORK HAS THE DOUBLE BRAIN SMOOTHNESS AND 4 MILLION PICTURES OF DOLPHIN PORN SAVED.
GET FUCKED.
I LOVE YOU.
HEY YOU.
YEAH YOU BITCH.
IT'S THANKSGIVING. YOU ENJOYIN' IT? EATING TURKEY?
MOTHERFUCKER YOU BETTER BE HUGGING YOUR FUCKIN' FAMILY.
ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS YOU DUMB BASTARD.
I LOVE YOU.