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Local magical panda bursts and induces mass inflation event, more at 11.
Quartz fucking *loves* being a huge, embarassing berry in public... granted he has nothing better to do~
Here's paul! A bratty femboy deer who can barely be bothered to get himself to the juicing room~
Being a mechanic pays well, sure, but sometimes you need a side hustle as "the self-destructing unicorn"~
Being hired to be a pool boy can have some... perks, shall we say.