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Wah Man: Waaaah!! I have waaaahn this time, Dame Da Ne Guy! You are trapped in my ball of doom!
Dame Da Ne Guy: EEEYIKES!! Wah Man trapped me in this monkey's ball! But I will roll with dame da never-ending willpower and escape!
Dame Da Ne Guy fights Buff Riku Guy!
Dame Da Ne Guy: Oh no, your dame da power is bigger than mine!! I cannot victory!
Buff Riku Guy: It is too late for your win, Dame Da Ne Guy. Watch me flex muscles tight and beat snot out of your nose.
Dame Da Ne Guy: DAME DA NO YOOOOOOOOO