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Me: Killing the boss and looting the body.
Everyone else at the office picnic:
@Malcolm_fleX48 At the end of the day I turn off my screen and go hang out with my hot wife and our swarm of kids.
My haters have to beg their overweight cat for attention.
@HethenRenn @CouncilDecides @Fantastic_Grim_ With fancy cheese as bait.
“Don’t worry, he won’t bite you. But he will hurt you in other ways.”
My 4yo son apprently built this battle mech for Jesus and the saints to ride into battle
You didn’t realize this aesthetic was genetic, did you?